Jessica Simpson’s Mini-Skirt

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — After further review of Jessica Simpson in her mini-skirt, I have decided that in my professional opinion she is doing just fine with her workout schedule since her pregnancy. She has bounced back well.

Jessica’s wrinkled dress does not truly matter in this lovely picture of her. She has been working out a whole lot, and it is showing.

Jessica did well getting herself back in shape after her pregnancy.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Plus, we have to learn to be careful what we click. Facebook asked if I wanted to forward my posts to Twitter also. Good idea? I dunno’… all of a sudden, my Twitter feed is crowding up with tweets from me. I clicked yes to forward my Facebook posts. However, are my Twitter followers suddenly seeing too many tweets from me?

Mardi Gras in New Orleans

BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — By the way, this is Mardi Gras weekend 2014 in New Orleans. The best of the parades and the best of the Balls are this weekend… culminating on Fat Tuesday. I am worn down tonight; but I am going to kick things back off in the morning.

Yes, this picture is becoming one of my favorites. I need to find this poster and hang it on my wall. WHERE CAN I FIND THIS POSTER?? I want it.

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GAZETTE (Jan. 20, 2023) — True story! During the 2023 New Year’s celebration (about 1220am), I sang a song for the crowd to a sweet someone which made her swoon. I serenade her occasionally, and many of the romance songs which I sang at the Coffee House were written for her. Very true!

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GAZETTE (February, 2014) I just read something that reminded me that the OSCARS are tonight. I might come back online later and list my choices before the broadcast.

Coach Monty Williams of the New Orleans Pelicans needs to be fired. This team has been in last place of their division for the last three years. Does owner Tom Benson have his head stuck up his buttockal area?

Paula Patton will be MINE

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Paton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer Alan Thicke are separating, it is my time to woo and whatever this lovely, fine and sexy thang. THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Halleluiah!!!

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UPDATE: I just tweeted Paula and officially asked for a date. On the set of DEJA VU in New Orleans in 2006 Paula eyeballed me once. I was an extra in the movie. Denzel Washington got upset at me for the attention, and cut me out of some of the scenes.

Happy Valentine’s Day

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am rushing off right now to do some VALENTINES. It will do me some good to get out in the open air and spread some love :). I love y’all. Here are my sentiments which I sent out earlier with deep feelings from my heart. Yes!! I remembered Valentine’s Day. I am what is known as A GOOD MAN!!

Here is a nice Valentine that I saw on twitter from actress Sanaa Lathan. It is a sweet Valentine. Too bad that she goes with Denzel Washington, or I would make her my Valentine. hahaha

Sanaa Lathan

Sanaa Lathan

Instead of flowers I bought my ladies candy. Is that just as good? You know that it is important to do the right thing on Valentine’s Day. The ladies of the world just want to know that their man is thinking about them on February 14. That is what men have to remember in order to be A GOOD MAN!!

NASA wants to know if God put this heart in the sky for Valentine’s Day. Maybe God is saying Happy Valentine’s Day to the world. Study the picture b/c it took me a minute to find the heart.

Shallow Tweets & Oblivion

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I check my tweets daily, but I wonder if other tweeters find that most of the tweets that they carouse through are mostly banal #claptrap. I usually check my tweets after I endlessly search my Facebook newsfeed for something to sink my teeth into. Once the wonderful Facebook or Twitter do not satisfy my thirst for exciting “knowledge,” I then turn the TV on and flip over-and-over through the hundreds of banal cable channels that I have. After my joy finally screeches to a horrible, ugly halt I then go to the kitchen and eat myself into oblivion.

Here is the tweet that presently sent me into such a downward spiral.

You just know that I had to tweet a reply to @MsSassySue. She never did reply back::

Speaking of the A-Word, I read an article by The Daily Beast this morning that is so very interesting to me about the inner thoughts of a young model. These young models start out their careers at such young ages, and reach heights of celebrity so quickly that many of them have hidden insecurities.

Here are some fresh words of wisdom which Arianna Huffington tweeted. She is quoting German author Eckhart Tolle whose teachings I am about to begin studying. Thank you, Ms. Huffington, for introducing me to Eckhart Tolle.

Is this girl not beautiful? What will her next role be? Charlize expresses here a thought that is very similar to what Arianna Huffington tweeted. In with the new; out with the old! The present, the freshness of the now, that is what keeps life exciting and vibrant.

Nicole Kidman Among Best

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Looking for Nicole Kidman’s latest movie. I read that her movies have earned more than $3 billion in her career. I truly hope that she wins an Academy Award for her latest releasing film Grace of Monaco which opens in 2014. I flipped through the list of her movies Kidman Movies Filmography and came to realize that Nicole is a “beast” in the movie industry. Her work is marvelous. I think (and hope) that her performance in Grace of Monaco will again show the world that she is at the top of the list.

Speaking of movies, I need to once again make another push for one of my books to be picked up as a movie. In fact, I have been writing and working on publishing a screenplay for one of my books. I have had some nibbles and inquiries about doing a movie about one of my books. How do they say? ..I have to put my shoulder to the grind in order to step up to the next level.

Have you ever wondered why crocodiles have existed on earth for so many millions of years? Scientists believe that their intelligence and keen sense of survival have paved the path for crocodiles to be one of the longest living species on earth.

Me Singing Cover Song

Clip of my latest cover song.

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I sing this song for my brother Carl’s critique. I seek his honest opinion. Made with love using Windows Live Movie Maker (http://download.live.com/).
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What a Nice #Party

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am remembering a recent party at which I had a grand ol’ time. In fact, everyone had a grand ol’ time. There is a short video of me that I may add to this post in the next day or so. It will make you laugh. I have to decide if the video makes me look like a defect, at which point I may decide not to post it.

Everyone is standing in line above in order to enter into the festivities. They do not realize yet what fun is in store for them. I plan to put up more pics soon. Plus, below, here is a thought for Tuesday afternoon after the New Orleans Saints big victory last night.

 

Speaking of New Orleans (haha), I read this afternoon that drinking beer may be good for your bones. Isn’t that great news for New Orleanians?

My Dreams of #SanaaLathan

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would fall to pieces. Yes, I’d be all shook up. You never know when my door bell or my phone might ring. I do not say that I’d drink her bath water b/c I never could understand that. But, I’d blankity, blankity, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I’d do to/with her because I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Yes, one day I might get that call or that knock at the door. Don’t they always tell you to DREAM BIG?

Photo: If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would go to pieces. Yes, I'd be all shook up. You never know when my door bell might ring :). I do not say that I'd drink her bath water b/c I never understood that. But, I'd blank-a-ty, blank-a-ty, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I'd do b/c I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Don't they always tell you to DREAM BIG?
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I Dream About #SanaaLathan

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would fall to pieces. Yes, I’d be all shook up. You never know when my door bell or my phone might ring. I do not say that I’d drink her bath water b/c I never could understand that. But, I’d blankity, blankity, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I’d do to/with her because I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Yes, one day I might get that call or that knock at the door. Don’t they always tell you to DREAM BIG?
Photo: If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would go to pieces. Yes, I'd be all shook up. You never know when my door bell might ring :). I do not say that I'd drink her bath water b/c I never understood that. But, I'd blank-a-ty, blank-a-ty, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I'd do b/c I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Don't they always tell you to DREAM BIG?
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@justsanaa Ref: tinyurl.com/ogn3krf>>I follow u on #FaceBook & #Twitter. I truly enjoy ur posts&pics (more) tl.gd/n_1rkhp7n

— Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) May, 2013