See the link below where AI predicts that the SAINTS will have an 11-6 record. I predict a 6-11 record because the nincompoop offensive coordinator keeps sticking 4th string QB Tayson Hill in at QB every 3 or 4 plays, disrupting the starting QB’s mojo. Too stupid! Otherwise, the Saints would have made the playoffs last year.
AI predicts the 2023 records of all teams at this link:
With AI help, these predictions have the SAINTS in rarefied air at 11-6 this season. I personally still doubt the Saints’ offensive-coaching brain power. The team’s talent could win the Super Bowl, but the Saints’ offensive scheme is feeble-minded. I see a 6-11 record. Geaux #7 Taysom Hill at QB, TE, RB, punt-k/o returner, wide receiver, offensive in-and-outer who could help power-run the Saints to the Super Bowl if he were played correctly. SURELY NOT IN-AND-OUT AT QUARTERBACK! To keep putting Taysom (4th string QB) in-and-out when Andy Dalton and Jameis Winston were the field generals is as bone-headed as I have seen in professional football.
I will cook a batch of my cajun boudin soon, and post a picture of a new addition to my recipe. Of course, I might also write a more in-depth recipe for y’all exposing some of my secret ingredients.
In Cajun cooking, particularly that of Acadiana parish in Louisiana, boudin refers to a mixture of meat, rice, and seasonings which are then stuffed in pork casings. Pork is the most traditional meat used, but you’ll also find boudin stuffed with crawfish, alligator, or shrimp. Boiled, smoked, or grilled, boudin can be consumed virtually anywhere which makes it an easy and satisfying on-the-go meal that fisherman and hunters are especially fond of.
Okay, the Saints are resting now since I wrote the below meme. However, I am beginning to read about the Saints again, but we all know that they are going to lose ignominiously this coming season if they continue their offense with the same juvenile game plan as last season… #woeisme!
…unless they play one QB at a time. Then, I will like them again.
NOTE: By the way, See below what I think about the New Orleans SAINTS’ game plan under the current coaches.
GAZETTE (April 14, 2023) — I cannot wait until I get to my refrigerator in order to see what holiday deliciousness is left.
UPDATE: I “eviscerated” the food into my stomach. So, that is why…The cat who ate the canary.
I said that they put me in “time out” because it looks like they punished me after I raided the fridge for some leftovers from Thanksgiving.
Then...
If you are wondering what my thoughts were when I studied the picture of this girl, I wrote out some words that explain a little bit about what was percolating in my cranial area at the time. Scroll down a little bit to see what I wrote.
I say something below.
More news...
Now that my stomach is filled up, I feel like watching some TV. I do not need any blankets or heat because it is very pleasant tonight.
She is watching TV.
MEANWHILE:
Music is the language of love. A song is what sparked off all of the love in the classic movie CASABLANCA.
Oh, what a love song!
I just watched the New Orleans SAINTS get rubbed out in a football game as usual. But anyway...
1/2 …If SAINTS GM Mickey Loomis keeps this crowd around for another year or much longer, he needs to be fired too. The #deplorable, supremacist element down here in this neck of the woods loves what's going on with the Saints' offense (if you get my drift)… pic.twitter.com/Nl9wHllugj
The Baton Rouge Advocate bought the New Orleans Times-Picayune and now we get LSU on the front page of the sports every day, and relegate Saints, Pels, Tulane to page four or further back in the newspaper. UPDATE: Word must have reached the Advocate because the newspaper has recently been fairer in its placement of stories about SAINTS, Pelicans, Tulane, etc.
#Tulane is having a good year. I am tired of seeing LSU take the whole front pg of the sports every day in New Orleans. Tulane, the #SAINTS and PELS are relegated to pg 4 or deeper. LSU is fine, but why smash the B.R. LSU in our New Orleans faces. 1/2 https://t.co/X04Xy01ELApic.twitter.com/QsiWhaZw3F
Even Jesus Christ held music “upon high” in his ministry, and sang hymns when he met with his followers. Jesus’ music tradition is still carried on today in most religions which hold music up in a high place. The Scriptures say that the Lord lives in our praises. Godly, spiritual music is praise.
This picture below is scientists’ rendition of how Jesus looked (using scientific and DNA methods). This is the picture of Jesus that they portray.
Jesus Christ
Scientific methods drew this picture of how they say that Jesus looked.
Do you remember when Donald Trump strangled his secret service agent on January 6th?
Do you believe your very own eyes or do you believe the words coming out of Donald Trump’s lying mouth about the incident?
Proof with your own eyes…
GAZETTE (New Orleans) — This picture below of Mrs. Thomas is somewhat mean-spirited. Mrs. Clarence Thomas is a lovely lady. It is her politics and sway on Clarence’s SCOTUS decisions that people do not like.
Ginni Thomas
This is a younger picture (below) of Ginni Thomas which shows how lovely she was.
Ginni when younger.
Many people wonder if Donald Trump will suffer any consequences for his insurrection crimes on January 6th. He wants to announce early for the 2024 Presidential race in order to protect himself from prosecution. His thinking is that no charges will be brought against him while he is campaigning.
BREAKING: A Former federal prosecutor just said Donald Trump could be sent to prison for life over Jan. 6
— PoliticsVideoChannel (@politvidchannel) July 14, 2022
Meanwhile, I would like to perform my act and music again.
by FERDIE (July 4) — My stand-up comedy and music career might be over. The Corona virus shut the doors of the coffee house at which I performed for a number of years. When it opened back up (they and Algiers Point Bar where I did some open mic nights) contacted me often to come back and perform. I was not ready to go into Corona crowds yet. They eventually stopped calling. I might start back, but I still avoid Corona crowds.
Coffee house where I performed for years before Corona hit.
Kareem Abdul Jabber at 7’2″ makes Bill Russell and Muhammad Ali (both over 6 feet tall) look short. I tell you what, as I get older, I can see people who were shorter than I now look taller than I. It surprises me, but I had a back injury with vertebrae damage.
Kareem Abdul Jabber
Climate activist Greta Thunberg had a fiery response to Andrew Tate's attempt to boast about his carbon-dioxide-emitting cars. https://t.co/ppKCVvnygH
Name: Wakan Tanka. Tribalaffiliation:Lakota, Dakota Personage: The Great Spirit; God. Alternate spellings: Wakantanka, Wakan-Tanka, Wakataka Pronunciation: wah-kahn tahn-kah Also known as: Great Mystery Type:High god, Creator Related figures in other tribes:Wakanda (Omaha), Earth-maker (Ho-chunk), Gitche Manitou (Ojibway)
Wakan Tanka is the great Creator power of the Lakota and Dakota tribes. Wakan Tanka is an abstract, omnipresent creative force who is never personified in traditional Siouan legends, and in fact did not even have a gender before the introduction of English with its gender-specific pronouns.
Wakan Tanka Stories
Wakantanka: Wikipedia article about the Great Mystery.
Wakan Tanka; The Great Spirit
Inquiring minds want to know. Can we come up with the public’s opinion on the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard of their day (Brad&Angie)? I am now thinking that I should have given 2 more choices: 1. Neither one is wrong, or 2. Both of them are wrong.
These two Hollywood icons were sleeping with men undercover. Tell me it “ain’t” so. These here are Cary Grant and Gary Cooper. The article in the link below says they left “a legacy of bravery and perseverance.” Maybe, that is such concerning the roles they played in the movies; not so in their life as gays.
The link below might explain some of their gay lifestyles.
Here I write about a Mardi Gras memory; a blast from the past!
Firstly, a note: by Ferdie (Jan. 28, 2023) — I received some good news about my A1C and blood sugar levels on Thursday. My doctor said, “Excellent”!
After that good news, this is what I said about my “staying afloat” health wise and how I wanted to celebrate:
Now, back to my article:
BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — By the way, this is from Mardi Gras weekend 2014 in New Orleans: The best of the parades and the best of the Balls are this weekend… culminating on Fat Tuesday. I am worn down tonight; but I am going to kick things back off in the morning.
Yes, this picture is becoming one of my favorites. I need to find this poster and hang it on my wall. WHERE CAN I FIND THIS POSTER?? I want it.
New Orleans
GAZETTE (February, 2014) — I just read something that reminded me that the OSCARS are tonight. I might come back online later and list my choices before the broadcast.
GAZETTE (Jan. 20, 2023) — True story! During a 2023 New Year’s celebration (at about 1220am), I sang a song for the crowd which I dedicated to a sweet someone which rendition made her swoon. I occasionally serenade her anyway; and many of the romance songs which I sang at the Coffee House were written by me for her. Very true!
GAZETTE (Jan. 28, 2023) — This following definition enhancement is illuminating for me because it tells me a success strategy. It might help me with reaching my goals:Ideation is not just a one-time idea generation or a brainstorming session. In fact, we can divide ideation into these three stages:generation, selection, and development.
A NOTE in 2014. (I have since changed my mind 180°): Coach Monty Williams of the New Orleans Pelicans needs to be fired. This team has been in last place of their division for the last three years. Does owner Tom Benson have his head stuck up his buttockal area?
In a repost from 2019: This is New Orleans SAINTS’ Demario Davis speech before the Seattle SEAHAWKS game:
Listen up!
It’s time to hunt. It’s time to hunt.
The hunt’s got three parts.
First it’s the prowl.
The prowl is where you study your prey and you creep in and figure out how you’re going to get that perfect strike. We done studied this opponent all week. We know the opponent. Now it’s time to strike,
The second part is the kill.
The kill is what people don’t like. That’s that nasty (stuff.) It’s violent. It’s SAINTSick. It’s malicious. It’s violent. When you see your opponent today, look him in his eyes and take his soul. And don’t stop until it’s gone. Don’t stop until it’s gone.
And the last part is to eat. It’s to eat. That’s the whole reason why we are here. When one wolf eat, all the wolves eat. When one lion eats, all the lions eat. So if you want to take care of your brother, you eat. You eat by making plays. Every throw. Every catch. Every tackle. Every sack. Let’s go eat. Let’s go eat!!
To explain the meaning of the Louisiana state flag, one must stress the fact of the Catholic spiritual act of self mutilation or self torture. This is called vulning which many Catholics have practiced throughout history. The pelican harms itself to feed blood to the three chicks. This is symbolic of Christ who sacrificed his blood to save his followers. Louisiana is historically a Catholic state based on its French and Spanish roots.
NOTE: The Dodgers will win next year. The San Diego Padres are still hanging on this year. UPDATE: Eventually, the Houston Astros beat the Phillies in the 2022 World Series after the Phillies eliminated the Padres 4 games to 1 in their series.
In the meantime, I would surely enjoy some pie...
My warning to all of the dummies and critics in the world: you do not eat the whole pan, you big dummy.
Do no eat whole pan.
I was in a movie with Paula, DEJA VU. I know that I mention this occasionally. I am watching one of her other movies right now and that is what made me bring it up. I was an extra in Deja Vu; Paula was one of the Stars. We eyeballed each other on the set. I tweeted her to ask her out after she and her husband, singer Robin Thicke, broke up. I tweeted her to ask if she wanted me to escort her to the Oscars.
Paula Patton and my tweet to her. I asked her out on a date.
@PaulaPattonXO >>I am officially logging my request here for a date w/you. Maybe I can escort u to the Oscars 1 day. You eyeballed me once.
And now, here is Heidi Klum in the picture below. I had posted a video of Heidi here also, but I took it down today. In the video, she was “too sexy for herself.” 🙂 I heard a comedian say that onstage once. He said that he was too sexy for himself.
Heidi Klum
Then, here goes O.J. running off his mouth how Deshaun Watson’s six-game suspension for molesting 27 women was a long enough punishment. My opinion is that Deshaun should have been suspended for the whole season.
My current take on the New Orleans Saints: I turned my TV off Sunday in the 4th Quarter after 2 horrific referee calls. I cannot take it anymore! P.S. I have the hat on in the picture below because my head got cold overnight.
I meant to make a video here to say something about the Saints loss on Sunday, but I hit the wrong button. Anyway, I might write something at Delery Gazette later on. I am still upset over the game. I turned my TV off in the 4th Quarter after 2 bad calls.https://t.co/YX0KcJ63IR
I was happy to see singer Fats Domino get a street named after him in his home town New Orleans. He deserved it. He is one of the originators of Rock and Roll.
Her outfit is nice because the mask and her gym pants are both purple. Outfits where the colors match are nice.
Nice outfit.
Raquel Welch was one of the top movie stars in the 1960’s and 70’s. I do not know if she won any academy awards. However, I think that it was the type of roles that she was given. Usually, like Marilyn Monroe, the studios typically gave her roles that mostly emphasized her nice appearance instead of giving her meaty, dramatic roles.
A story by Sugar Ray (below) reminded me of one of my encounters that I remember.
GAZETTE (July 7) — I had a similar story in my repertoire to Sugar Ray’s which he tells here. My story also took place in a locker room where I checkmated a bully. Here is Sugar Ray’s story first. Sugar Ray says:
“One day, a bully, probably about six feet two, threw me against a locker at Parkdale High. I was almost knocked out cold.” (However, at 13 years old, Leonard had started training as a boxer. By 15 he was competing as an amateur boxer in the AAU’s national division.)
He said, “The old me would have searched for any peaceful way to end the mismatch. The new me fired a succession of left hooks, missing wildly. The bully began to laugh, yet each hook began coming closer and closer, until one put his butt on the ground.
“I looked down at my fists, seeing them in a whole different light. I realised they could operate outside the ring as well as they did inside. As for the bully, he never bothered me again.”
by Sugar Ray Leonard
Sugar Ray.
by Ferdie (New Orleans) — I also had a similar bully incident in a locker room that I settled by knocking the scumbag to the floor with a powerful combination that my cousin had taught me. Just like Sugar Ray said, “As for the bully, he never bothered me again.” NOTE: I spend most of my time to myself, enjoying TV, cooking, eating, being with loved ones. I hate bullies, crime, violence and all of the killing in the streets.
I never did become the boxer or “ninja” that my cousin is; but with what skills he taught me I successfully neutralized several hateful lowlifes whom I came across through time. Today, there is such a spirit of hate in the world that it is overwhelming.
This picture below shows how Americans spray tanned themselves in the 1940s. I think that is similar to how people do today, but now they climb inside a machine which tans them.
Spray tanning in 1940’s.
By the way, I bet that most people around the world get their tans by lying on a beach or in their back yard.
GAZETTE (New Orleans) — I posted a picture of Mrs. Clarence Thomas about five stories below to explain how her politics affect Clarence’s SCOTUS decisions. Ginni Thomas is a lovely lady. It is her politics and sway on Clarence’s SCOTUS decisions that people do not like.
Judge Thomas
Meanwhile, I explain how...
Music is the language of love. A song is what sparked off all of the love in the classic movie CASABLANCA.
Oh, what a love song!
I just watched the New Orleans SAINTS get robbed of a football game. But anyway...
by Ferdie Delery (2022 Season) — The Baton Rouge Advocate bought the New Orleans Times-Picayune and now we get LSU on the front page of the sports every day, and relegate Saints, Pels, Tulane to page four or further back in the newspaper.
#Tulane is having a good year. I am tired of seeing LSU take the whole front pg of the sports every day in New Orleans. Tulane, the #SAINTS and PELS are relegated to pg 4 or deeper. LSU is fine, but why smash the B.R. LSU in our New Orleans faces. 1/2 https://t.co/X04Xy01ELApic.twitter.com/QsiWhaZw3F
Even Jesus Christ held music “upon high” in his ministry, and sang hymns when he met with his followers. Jesus’ music tradition is still carried on today in most religions which hold music up in a high place. The Scriptures say that the Lord lives in our praises. Godly, spiritual music is praise.
This picture below is scientists’ rendition of how Jesus looked (using scientific and DNA methods). This is the picture of Jesus that they portray.
Jesus Christ
Scientific methods drew this picture of how they say that Jesus looked.
Do you remember when Donald Trump strangled his secret service security agent on January 6th?
Do you believe your very own eyes or do you believe the words coming out of Donald Trump’s lying mouth about the incident?
Proof with your own eyes…
GAZETTE (New Orleans) — This picture below of Mrs. Thomas is somewhat mean-spirited. Mrs. Clarence Thomas is a lovely lady. It is her politics and sway on Clarence’s SCOTUS decisions that people do not like.
Ginni Thomas
This is a younger picture (below) of Ginni Thomas which shows how lovely she was.
Ginni when younger.
Many people wonder if Donald Trump will suffer any consequences for his insurrection crimes on January 6th. He seems to want to announce early for the 2024 Presidential race in order to protect himself from prosecution. His thinking is that no charges will be brought against him while he is campaigning.
BREAKING: A Former federal prosecutor just said Donald Trump could be sent to prison for life over Jan. 6
— PoliticsVideoChannel (@politvidchannel) July 14, 2022
Good news for Democrats...
I wondered for a long time why Democrats opened up their primary season with Iowa and New Hampshire. Those two states give a tainted vision of what the Democratic electorare wants.
#SouthCarolina will now kick off things for Democrats, with Michigan and potentially GA joining the early states in the biggest shakeup of the presidential primary in years, while Nevada will go second. I accidentally cut myself this a.m. while walking to my front lawn. 1/3… pic.twitter.com/xRRIsYPHeK
DELERY GAZETTE (October 19) — Why am I afraid of the New Orleans Saints looking bad on October 20, 2022, on Thursday Night Football? I am afraid because both of their starting quarterbacks are hurt and may play subpar or be in a grand funk.
…From Da’ Bears.
I remember when the Saints brought QB Andy Dalton in from Chicago to back up Jameis Winston. So, Winston got hurt; then, last week, Dalton hurt his back. He is scheduled to start on Thursday, but is not 100%. Plus, three of our star wide receivers are out. I will keep my fingers crossed that the SAINTS’ win.
New Orleans (Oct. 27, 2022) — Jim Mora, Andy Reed, plus many great, genius coaches emphasize to put your best quarterback in the game. Play the quarterback who gives you the best chance to win, ride with him, stop the in-and-out baloney which derails momentum. At QB you need timing and momentum. Start your best quarterback, and play him exclusively to get “timing” if you want to be a winner. Decide if Taysom Hill is a tight end, a running back, 3rd-string QB or any and all of the other positions. That is fine. However, at QB you need timing to maintain momentum. That is how the great, winningest teams did it. Let’s pull Joe Montana in-and-out all game. THAT WOULD BE STUPID! #JoeCool won 4-for-4 Super Bowls as Mr. Clutch… not with in-and-out silliness, but by staying in the heat of battle and riding with his momentum.
Should Donald be touching his daughter like that? I do not think so.
Come on, Donald!
I have some words below from 2021 about NFL running back Adrian Peterson’s release from the Tennessee Titans. For now, I have to look up some stats concerning today’s top 25 College Football Playoff rankings. 1.Georgia. 2. Ohio State. 3. ‘Bama. 4.Cincinnati.
Meanwhile:
Needing a haircut.
My #exWife used to cut my hair; she is very good. My daughter who lives across the lake has trimmed my hair very stylishly too; but who feels like driving across the lake just for a haircut? Plus, my #exWife would “accidentally” stab me in the head occasionally while cutting my hair; and she clips very fast and recklessly around my ears often drawing blood. No, No, No! I do not need her with any sharp instruments anywhere around my head. So, I am looking at stores and on the Internet for nice electric clippers.
Gina Lollobrigida was one of the top sex symbols of the 1950’s and 1960’s.
This is Gina Lollobrigida
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Nov. 2021) — The Tennessee Titans announced Tuesday that they have waived veteran running back #AdrianPeterson. The Titans signed Peterson to the 53-man roster on Nov. 5. He carried the ball 27 times for 82 yards and one TD in 3 games. #WoeIsMe! Could it be his age? https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10222957023967246&id=1028059611
The Tennessee Titans brought future Hall of Fame running back Adrian Peterson aboard to try to fill the gap left by Derrick Henry.
The Titans waived running back Adrian Peterson and signed WR Golden Tate to the practice squad, the team announced.
NFL Network’s Mike Garafolo reported that it’s possible Peterson could return.
Peterson was signed by the Titans in the wake of Derrick Henry’s foot injury, which required surgery and put him on the shelf for most of the regular season.
In three games with Tennessee, Peterson compiled 82 yards off 27 carries and scored one touchdown. The 36-year-old stands fifth on the NFL’s all-time rushing list with 14,902 yards upon his release from the Titans.
GAZETTE (Sept. 11, 2022) — Why do I like old school cheesecake pictures? I like old school cheesecake because it is not gratuitous like some of the pictures today. Do you remember that they brought Bettie Page to court in the 1950’s? The government singled her out and persecuted her for her pin-up pictures which today are fine and dandy. The government persecution of Bettie eventually led her into a mental institution.
Old school.
This next picture is Bettie Page in a field.
Bettie had a prolific modeling career with many iconic and popular pictures. Then, the government singled her out by filing charges on her for her pin-up pictures. The persecution by the government eventually caused her to have a mental breakdown.
Bettie Page
Bettie was often referred to as the “Queen of Pinups”: her shoulder-to-armpit-length jet-black hair, blue eyes, and trademark bangs have influenced artists for generations. Wikipedia
GAZETTE (June 14, 2022) — Should Opie decide for himself? Sheriff Taylor (Andy Griffith) had these words of wisdom. “You can’t let a young’n always decide for himself. He’ll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then, when he finds out there’s a hook in it, it’s too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter that it’s hard to convince ‘em that other things might be better in the long run.”
Should Opie decide things for himself?
GAZETTE (JUNE 13, 2022) — We celebrated my mother’s birthday last night. Relatives texted pictures; but I dropped my phone (my N.O. #), cracked the glass and cannot see texts, hear the phone ring or do anything. WOE IS ME! I have insurance though.
This is an older picture.
I wrote here my latest Scrolls from my daily Captain’s Log. I will edit it as I go, after I publish it. Remember that the pandemic is going on, and I spend most of my time indoors. I just wanted to get an article published. Please understand. 20August2021
19July2021, Mon. — . start of this session
1120 hrs. >>Still no keys. UPDATE: I have since found my keys. 1137 hrs. No eggs, no receipt. I bought eggs, but could not find them at home or the receipt to check if the clerk actually rang them up.
19July2021, Mon.
1318 hrs. >>tuna. 1728 hs. >>ate, now evening news.
20July2021, Tue.
0450 hrs. >>A dream: Upstairs in the high bay at my job. A lot of the new people were in Cell J Control room. FACT: In reality, I had retired by April that year which my dream was about. I tired of training new crops of people every cycle with no extra benefits, respect or atta’ boys from the higher ups or the “grunts” on the front line. 0947 hrs. need to get to grocery. >>Suborbital means that you are not in orbit.
2048 hrs. >>NBA finals.
So tall!
21July2021, Wed.
1203 hrs. >>no more basketball this season. I have to start studying baseball. 2154 hrs. >>Since New Orleans does not have Major League Baseball team, I like the Mets so far.
0912 hrs. >>phone is dead. 1250 hrs. >>ate tuna @1241. 1656 hrs. >>pot pie @1646,
24July2021, Sat.
1254 hrs. >>Arizona vs. Cubs baseball game. 1627 hrs. >>Yankees vs. Boston. 2146 hrs. >>soup and sandwich.
25July2021, Sun.
1118 hrs. >>that fried chicken damn near killed me. 1454 hrs. >>pains in my side, heart and stomach might be from eating too many peanuts. By April 2022, I was rushed to the emergence room with appendicitis. 2229 hrs. >>figuring out what to eat since I got sick this morning.>>
26July2021, Mon.
0644 hrs. still have not found dentures. 1534 hrs. >>bns.tuna, ice cream @1742. 2358 hrs. >>Eating cheese.
27July2021. Tue.
0911 hrs. >>breakfast. 1719 hrs. >>watching the news.
28July2021, Wed.
0013 hrs. >>I am watching a jazz documentary – the blues. 0848 hrs. >>need to add another story.
1151 >>cheese and turkey sandwich.
29July2021, Thu.
0818 hrs. >>I dreamt about the paint at the bottom of the pillars on my house. 1612 hrs. >>I found my dentures. 1832 hrs. >>rinsing out some briefs. 2341 hrs, I caught a few winks. Looking for some TV now. I am watching some of the olympics.
30July2021, Fri.
0045 hrs. >>BMX racing. The mens BMX racer from nevada crashed and was taken to the hospital.
2028 hrs. >>I am watching In and Out.
31July2021, Sat.
0803 hrs. >>breakfast, now movie. 1538 hrs. >>watch some baseball.
01August2021, Sun.
1041 hrs. >>I am watching Midway. I had soup and fried eggs.
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