NOTE: Mardi Gras 2020 has passed.. I will write some good stuff about what transpired over the final 5 days of the season. Firstly, I will eat; then, I will write… MAYBE THIS EVENING.
Meanwhile, I describe in this video what I will write about:
What you have below are my stories and articles. I also show a list of my articles and drafts so that you may read any of my previous stories that you like. Have fun reading what I write. Look at the list of my articles; and a list of my writings and drafts from my editor’s desk, FERDIE’S DESK.
I “went live” on Twitter to say something. Usually, when I go “live” on Twitter I feel like I am walking on a tightrope because I do not prepare anything to say. I wing it! I prefer to record my videos in case something goes wrong I can delete and just record a new video. When I do live videos I freeze up a little bit and get nervous because I might crash and burn in front of whoever might have tuned in. Anyway, I did this “live” video and was on the precipice of falling off of the proverbial cliff. I survived.
What are people saying about the lousy Republicans’ allowing no witnesses? Just wondering! Mitch McConnell is a court-stocking, obstructionist who failed to allow Barack Obama to legally pick his Supreme Court nominee. McConnell would not even allow discussion on Obama’s nominee. McConnell is a Confederate along with his puppet, Donald Trump.
Is the girl below skinny?
Is the girl below fine?
Is the girl below plump?
I read some words in a story about the girl below and how fine she is. Do you think she is fine? I hope that she does not read what I say, but I think she is what you call plump. That is just my opinion. Anyway, back to people’s thoughts about the dirty, lying Republicans. I am reading that many people think that the women of America will have to save us from the evil Republicans.
Being afraid is the precursor to gearing up for battle, our democracy is at stake and it's worth fighting for. pic.twitter.com/QxoSNr7DmU
I punched a band member down the stands in high school. On Friday night, October 4, I played with my alumni band at a game. My brother, Carl, said, “Don’t have flashbacks and knock someone down the stands.”
LOL… Carl, I was totally thinking about that high school incident yesterday. Daddy was at that game, saw the guy tumbling down the stands, walked up to me, shook my hand and said how proud he was of me. I was a sophomore and the guy I punched was the “lead” trumpet player and a senior. The lead trumpet player nastily told me after the game to stop playing my trumpet with all the fancy notes b/c he was the “lead trumpeter.” I punched him out sending him rolling down the stands. Daddy saw the whole thing and shook my hand b/c he was so proud of me. Some people say that I am lying (particularly about daddy), but it is 100% true. Hey, man, I am Ferd III.. chip off the ol’ block. In fact, I de-escalated/”neutralized” many enemies throughout the years.
This is New Orleans SAINTS’ Demario Davis speech before the Seattle SEAHAWKS game:
It’s time to hunt. It’s time to hunt.
The hunt’s got three parts.
First it’s the prowl.
The prowl is where you study your prey and you creep in and figure out how you’re going to get that perfect strike. We done studied this opponent all week. We know the opponent. Now it’s time to strike,
The second part is the kill.
The kill is what people don’t like. That’s that nasty (stuff.) It’s violent. It’s qSAINTSuick. It’s malicious. It’s violent. When you see your opponent today, look him in his eyes and take his soul. And don’t stop until it’s gone. Don’t stop until it’s gone.
And the last part is to eat. It’s to eat. That’s the whole reason why we are here. When one wolf eat, all the wolves eat. When one lion eats, all the lions eat. So if you want to take care of your brother, you eat. You eat by making plays. Every throw. Every catch. Every tackle. Every sack. Let’s go eat. Let’s go eat!!
Bring Roger Goodell to trial! A Louisiana State Civil District Court judge has ordered NFL Commissioner Goodell and 3 refs who cheated the New Orleans Saints in the NFC championship game to appear in court to testify.
TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac.
Here is a picture from the past in my football days. Not too many years after this picture, I lead our school football team to an undefeated season. I was the quarterback (Drew Brees in the making).
This is a cute picture of Melania Trump. I am not sure yet that I will post it to the DELERY GAZETTE. I think this picture was juxtaposed against the pictures of all of the other recent first ladies dressed more formally. I am referring to the picture below of Melania relaxing on the airplane. She is a lovely lady. Yes, Donald is a lucky man.
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want?
This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think about how I am treated by some unnamed individuals. There are people who treat me below the dignity with which I feel that they should. I keep telling these people, in my mind, to just keep on messing with me. If it is “crazy” you are looking for, I will soon show you “crazy.” Hahaha…
SPEAKING OF CRAZY, wait until the NFL season starts. I think that the New Orleans Saints are going to play out of their minds this season.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
I might seem rather delusional in this story below. If the Lord sends the young lady in this picture or someone looking just like her (closer to my age maybe) to my house, I will let y’all know. It does not hurt to have hope that God will answer my pleas. In reality, of course, God might want to send to me a lady about 30 years older than this lovely “thang.”
Good God Almighty! God, why don’t you slap this big, fine thang straight into my arms? I will be lying back “in the groove” waiting for you to do that for me, Lord.