I wrote here my latest Scrolls from my daily Captain’s Log. I will edit it as I go, after I publish it. Remember that the pandemic is going on, and I spend most of my time indoors. I just wanted to get an article published. Please understand.
1120 hrs. >>Still no keys. UPDATE: I have since found my keys. 1137 hrs. No eggs, no receipt. I bought eggs, but could not find them at home or the receipt to check if the clerk actually rang them up.
1318 hrs. >>tuna. 1728 hs. >>ate, now evening news.
0450 hrs. >>A dream: Upstairs in the high bay. A lot of the new people were in Cell J Control room. 0947 hrs. need to get to grocery. >>Suborbital means that you are not in orbit.
2048 hrs. >>finals.
1203 hrs. >>no more basketball. I have to start studying baseball. 2154 hrs. >>Since New Orleans does not have Major League Baseball team, I like the Mets so far.
0912 hrs. >>phone is dead. 1250 hrs. >>ate tuna @1241. 1656 hrs. >>pot pie @1646,
1254 hrs. >>Arizona vs. Cubs baseball game. 1627 hrs. >>Yankees vs. Boston. 2146 hrs. >>soup and sandwich.
1118 hrs. >>that fried chicken damn near killed me. 1454 hrs. >>pains in my side, heart and stomach might be from eating too many peanuts. 2229 hrs. >>figuring out what to eat since I got sick this morning.>>
0644 hrs. still have not found dentures. 1534 hrs. >>bns.tuna, ice cream @1742. 2358 hrs. >>Eating cheese.
0911 hrs. >>breakfast. 1719 hrs. >>watching the news.
0013 hrs. >>I am watching a jazz documentary – the blues. 0848 hrs. >>need to add another story.
1151 >>cheese and turkey sandwich.
0818 hrs. >>I dreamt about the paint at the bottom of the pillars on my house. 1612 hrs. >>I found my dentures. 1832 hrs. >>rinsing out some briefs. 2341 hrs, I caught a few winks. Looking for some TV now. I am watching some of the olympics.
0045 hrs. >>BMX racing. The mens BMX racer from nevada crashed and was taken to the hospital.
2028 hrs. >>I am watching In and Out.
0803 hrs. >>breakfast, now movie. 1538 hrs. >>watch some baseball.
1041 hrs. >>I am watching Midway. I had soup and fried eggs.
George Armstrong Custer lost his life and everyone’s life in his battalion of the 7th Cavalry at Little Bighorn because he wanted only himself and his troops to attack Sitting Bull’s village. Why? In order to capture young Native girls for his carnal pleasure for the journey back East.
In his previous mission Custer killed everyone in the village except 17 young Native girls whom he dragged back East to rape and to share his tent during the march. All Companies of the 7th Cavalry were supposed to rendezvous at Little Bighorn before attacking, but Custer disobeyed orders because of lust for the Native girls and personal glory. Custer’s body was found with an arrow shoved up his penis which the U.S. Army did not reveal to his wife.
Hey, y’all, I am having fun filling out my March Madness bracket. I have #8-seed LSU and #2-seed BAMA winning in the 1st Round. I even have BAMA going to the Sweet Sixteen… maybe even the Elite Eight. Some experts think that BAMA will make the Final Four. Once I fill in all the slots on my Times-Picayune sheet, I will go online to finish my online bracket, and maybe win the $millions or a car or a trip. Who Knows? However, most likely not!
I wrote an article of interest recently. It is entitled THE FIRST CHICKEN. I had promised to post it. The last thing before this that I wrote THAT LAST HURRICANE is listed on my desk under ON FERDIE’S DESK.
Previously, I wrote from my desk about the current state of affairs concerning the ugly, hateful Republicans. Click here to read it. I entitled it THAT LAST HURRICANE which is on my mind too. I will add the story to the GAZETTE in a few days. I started writing from my editor’s desk some of my concerns.
What you have in the “Delery Gazette” are my stories and articles. On the right column, I show the list of my articles so that you may read any of my stories that you like. Have fun reading what I write. So, look at the list of my articles on the right (or click at the bottom… for the full site view from a cell); and a list of writings from my desk, FERDIE’S DESK. Also…
Here is one of them which you can click to see a customer review.
I HAVE A DREAM!
by Ferdie J WerdieListPrice: $9.95 Format: Paperback
Size: 5 x 8 Pages: 117 Info: Romantic Mystery Publication Date: Mar-2002
My last entry before Covid-19 hit:
NOTE: Mardi Gras 2020 has passed.. I will write some good stuff about what transpired over the final 5 days of the season. Firstly, I will eat; then, I will write… maybe this evening. Lo and behold COVID-19 and the quarantine hit the country, and I decided to put a hold on writing about the Mardi Gras season for right now. This quarantine has been an experience like we have not seen. I will most likely write about that firstly.
Meanwhile, I describe in this video what I will write about:
I am about to sign off for now. My stomach is growling, then I want to do some busy work. I will get back to y’all.
What are people saying about the lousy Republicans’ allowing no witnesses? Just wondering! Mitch McConnell is a court-stocking, obstructionist who failed to allow Barack Obama to legally pick his Supreme Court nominee. McConnell would not even allow discussion on Obama’s nominee. McConnell is a Confederate along with his puppet, Donald Trump.
Is the girl below skinny?
Is the girl below fine?
Is the girl below plump?
I read some words in a story about the girl below and how fine she is. Do you think she is fine? I do not think that she will see what I say here, but I think she is what you call fine as wine. That is just my opinion. Anyway, back to people’s thoughts about the dirty, lying Republicans. I am reading that many people think that the women of America will have to save us from the evil Republicans.
Being afraid is the precursor to gearing up for battle, our democracy is at stake and it's worth fighting for. pic.twitter.com/QxoSNr7DmU
Do you see what the Republicans are doing to justice?
Yes, I have to agree that maybe the ladies will stand tall and save us. There are many female warriors in America who are trying to bring our country back to righteousness. I believe that Congress needs to bring our Presidential election system into the 21st Century by correcting the flaws in the Electoral College which often gives the presidency to a candidate who is not elected by the majority of Americans. HORRIFIC! That leaves the important decisions of the future and the stacking of the Supreme Court in the hands of the minority. This is very unfair.
Here is a song that I sing:
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friends, I’ll say it clear
I’ll state my case of which I’m certain
I’ve lived a life that’s full
I traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my wayRegrets, I’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each chartered course
Each careful step along the byway
But more, much more than this
I did it my wayYes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my wayI’ve loved, laughed and cried
I’ve had my fill, my share of loosing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh no, no, not me
I did it my wayFor what is a man, what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say all the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows, I took the blows
But I did it my way
I punched a band member down the stands in high school. On Friday night, October 4, I played with my alumni band at a game. My brother, Carl, said, “Don’t have flashbacks and knock someone down the stands.”
LOL… Carl, I was totally thinking about that high school incident yesterday. Daddy was at that game, saw the guy tumbling down the stands, walked up to me, shook my hand and said how proud he was of me. I was a sophomore and the guy I punched was the “lead” trumpet player and a senior. The lead trumpet player nastily told me after the game to stop playing my trumpet with all the fancy notes b/c he was the “lead trumpeter.” I punched him out sending him rolling down the stands. Daddy saw the whole thing and shook my hand b/c he was so proud of me. Some people say that I am lying (particularly about daddy), but it is 100% true. Hey, man, I am Ferd III.. chip off the ol’ block. In fact, I de-escalated/”neutralized” many enemies throughout the years.
This is New Orleans SAINTS’ Demario Davis speech before the Seattle SEAHAWKS game:
It’s time to hunt. It’s time to hunt.
The hunt’s got three parts.
First it’s the prowl.
The prowl is where you study your prey and you creep in and figure out how you’re going to get that perfect strike. We done studied this opponent all week. We know the opponent. Now it’s time to strike,
The second part is the kill.
The kill is what people don’t like. That’s that nasty (stuff.) It’s violent. It’s qSAINTSuick. It’s malicious. It’s violent. When you see your opponent today, look him in his eyes and take his soul. And don’t stop until it’s gone. Don’t stop until it’s gone.
And the last part is to eat. It’s to eat. That’s the whole reason why we are here. When one wolf eat, all the wolves eat. When one lion eats, all the lions eat. So if you want to take care of your brother, you eat. You eat by making plays. Every throw. Every catch. Every tackle. Every sack. Let’s go eat. Let’s go eat!!
Bring Roger Goodell to trial! A Louisiana State Civil District Court judge has ordered NFL Commissioner Goodell and 3 refs who cheated the New Orleans Saints in the NFC championship game to appear in court to testify.
TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac.
Here is a picture from the past in my football days. Not too many years after this picture, I lead our school football team to an undefeated season. I was the quarterback (Drew Brees in the making).
This is a cute picture of Melania Trump. I am not sure yet that I will post it to the DELERY GAZETTE. I think this picture was juxtaposed against the pictures of all of the other recent first ladies dressed more formally. I am referring to the picture below of Melania relaxing on the airplane. She is a lovely lady. Yes, Donald is a lucky man.
I WANT SOME BOILED CRABS! Do you ever at times get a hankering for a certain food, and cannot get over the urge until you get your hands on what you want?
This picture of Brad Pitt below makes me laugh because it reminds me of me and how I feel and what I think about how I am treated by some unnamed individuals. There are people who treat me below the dignity with which I feel that they should. I keep telling these people, in my mind, to just keep on messing with me. If it is “crazy” you are looking for, I will soon show you “crazy.” Hahaha…
SPEAKING OF CRAZY, wait until the NFL season starts. I think that the New Orleans Saints are going to play out of their minds this season.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
I might seem rather delusional in this story below. If the Lord sends the young lady in this picture or someone looking just like her (closer to my age maybe) to my house, I will let y’all know. It does not hurt to have hope that God will answer my pleas. In reality, of course, God might want to send to me a lady about 30 years older than this lovely “thang.”
Good God Almighty! God, why don’t you slap this big, fine thang straight into my arms? I will be lying back “in the groove” waiting for you to do that for me, Lord.
The Jacksonville Jaguars drafted Leonard Fournette of LSU in the 1st Round. I am now a Jacksonville fan. I hope that with Fournette on board that QB Blake Bortles can make the Jaguars competitive in the AFC South.
Yes, I “MOST DEF” jumped on board the band wagon with Leonard Fournette and the Jacksonville Jaguars since Friday’s draft. I am quickly slipping off of the New Orleans Saints’ band wagon. I do not think that New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton knows how to use his running backs. He will most likely sit newly-acquired Adrian Peterson on the bench behind Mark Ingram; and ruin Adrian’s career. I cannot take Payton’s running-back idiocy for another year.