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Sophia Loren Eyes Jayne Mansfield

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NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — What? Do you remember this picture from our past? Jayne Mansfield used to dress provocatively publicly in order to attrack attention from the media. I would say that her tactics worked just fine and dandy here. Sophia Loren was having a quiet, pleasant dinner until Mansfield “attacked” her table.

This is the full picture of the incident. Jayne Mansfield did not exactly dress in a child-friendly manner in public. My warning would be to put all women and children to bed (well, at least all children) once Mansfield entered the vicinity.

Sophia Loren eyeballs Jayne Mansfield.

Sophia Loren eyeballs Jayne Mansfield.

Paula Patton will be MINE

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Paton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer Alan Thicke are separating, it is my time to woo and whatever this lovely, fine and sexy thang. THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Halleluiah!!!

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UPDATE: I just tweeted Paula and officially asked for a date. On the set of DEJA VU in New Orleans in 2006 Paula eyeballed me once. I was an extra in the movie. Denzel Washington got upset at me for the attention, and cut me out of some of the scenes.

My Dreams of #SanaaLathan

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would fall to pieces. Yes, I’d be all shook up. You never know when my door bell or my phone might ring. I do not say that I’d drink her bath water b/c I never could understand that. But, I’d blankity, blankity, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I’d do to/with her because I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Yes, one day I might get that call or that knock at the door. Don’t they always tell you to DREAM BIG?

Photo: If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would go to pieces. Yes, I'd be all shook up. You never know when my door bell might ring :). I do not say that I'd drink her bath water b/c I never understood that. But, I'd blank-a-ty, blank-a-ty, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I'd do b/c I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Don't they always tell you to DREAM BIG?
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I Dream About #SanaaLathan

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would fall to pieces. Yes, I’d be all shook up. You never know when my door bell or my phone might ring. I do not say that I’d drink her bath water b/c I never could understand that. But, I’d blankity, blankity, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I’d do to/with her because I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Yes, one day I might get that call or that knock at the door. Don’t they always tell you to DREAM BIG?
Photo: If actress Sanaa Lathan would stand straight up and walk right off of this page into my arms I would go to pieces. Yes, I'd be all shook up. You never know when my door bell might ring :). I do not say that I'd drink her bath water b/c I never understood that. But, I'd blank-a-ty, blank-a-ty, blank her. Of course, I cannot say what I'd do b/c I do not kiss-and-tell. ONE DAY!! Don't they always tell you to DREAM BIG?
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@justsanaa Ref: tinyurl.com/ogn3krf>>I follow u on #FaceBook & #Twitter. I truly enjoy ur posts&pics (more) tl.gd/n_1rkhp7n

— Ferdie (@ferdiewerdie) May, 2013