The Delery Gazette

NOTE: Mardi Gras 2020 has passed.. I will write some good stuff about what transpired over the final 5 days of the season. Firstly, I will eat; then, I will write… MAYBE THIS EVENING.

Meanwhile, I describe in this video what I will write about:

Happy Mardi

What you have below are my stories and articles. I also show a list of my articles and drafts so that you may read any of my previous stories that you like. Have fun reading what I write. Look at the list of my articles; and a list of my writings and drafts from my editor’s desk, FERDIE’S DESK.


I “went live” on Twitter to say something. Usually, when I go “live” on Twitter I feel like I am walking on a tightrope because I do not prepare anything to say. I wing it! I prefer to record my videos in case something goes wrong I can delete and just record a new video. When I do live videos I freeze up a little bit and get nervous because I might crash and burn in front of whoever might have tuned in. Anyway, I did this “live” video and was on the precipice of falling off of the proverbial cliff. I survived.


What are people saying about the lousy Republicans’ allowing no witnesses? Just wondering! Mitch McConnell is a court-stocking, obstructionist who failed to allow Barack Obama to legally pick his Supreme Court nominee. McConnell would not even allow discussion on Obama’s nominee. McConnell is a Confederate along with his puppet, Donald Trump.



  • Is the girl below skinny?
  • Is the girl below fine?
  • Is the girl below plump?

I read some words in a story about the girl below and how fine she is. Do you think she is fine? I hope that she does not read what I say, but I think she is what you call plump. That is just my opinion. Anyway, back to people’s thoughts about the dirty, lying Republicans. I am reading that many people think that the women of America will have to save us from the evil Republicans.

Do you see what the Republicans are doing to justice?

Do you see what the Republicans are doing?

Yes, I have to agree that maybe the ladies will stand tall and save us.

The ladies of America are proving to be a powerful block of voters.

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Watch “My Movie” on YouTube

Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now.

 

This is the movie (below) that I posted. However, I am having trouble getting the link to work. So, I posted the above video so that in the meantime you can watch that until I get the link to the movie to work.

Also, I am very interested in writing about the climate in this country that Donald Trump has brought upon us. I do not know if any president has ever taken America so close to the brink. Anyway… 

After you finish watching the clip, I also wanted you to hear O.J. Simpson’s latest video on Twitter.

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This lady is fine, and I have become  a big fan of hers. She might be on a series on TV presently, but I do not know the name of the show. I am waiting to see if she comes out in any movies in the near future. Her star is rising.

This is another foxy lady whom I admire. I have not seen her much on the Internet lately, but I will search to see if she retired or what. I used to see her regularly enough on the Internet. If I can find out some information on her, I will come back in and let you know.

Zion

What you have below are my stories and articles. I also show a list of my articles and drafts so that you may read any of my previous stories that you like. Have fun reading what I write.

One of my first thoughts was that Zion Williamson will start for the NEW ORLEANS PELICANS TONIGHT… which I wrote on his first night back from 44 games lost to injury.

What are people thinking about the lousy Republicans allowing no witnesses? Just wondering!


D Do you see what the Republicans are doing to justice?

Do you see what the Republicans are doing?

ALL SAINTS DAY

I am leaning here on my dad’s headstone six years ago on ALL SAINTS DAY. That is my sister, Peggy, facing the tombstone. I once said to relatives that I have at times awaken at home with my daddy sitting on the edge of my bed… my grandpa Cates too. I just said, “Hey;” then they left. I miss them #mucho. Some folks guffawed/mocked this; but it is only for me… it even matters if only I think that they visited. My dad and grandfathers were so strong a part of my life when they were alive. I did not tell people this hoping they’d believe it happened. Who knows what I saw?… not even I can explain it.

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In NCAA football, only the top 4 in the rankings make the playoffs. Too dumb! In pro football (only 32 teams in the league) 12 teams make the playoffs… the top 12 seeds. In pro basketball (only 30 teams in the league) the top 16 seeds make the playoffs. In NCAA basketball, 64 teams make the MARCH MADNESS championship tournament. Get with it NCAA football. You suck! Of course every year you rank ALABAMA in the top 4. DUMB for fairness!!!

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Guests on LET’S MAKE A DEAL often give up nice winnings to go for the big deal. This afternoon a lady gambled a fine, expensive vacation; and won a fridge instead. If I ever won a nice deal, vacation, money, car why would I even think of giving it back to go for the big deal? A bird in hand is better than 2 in a bush!

Guests on LET’S MAKE A DEAL often give up nice winnings to go for the big deal. This afternoon a lady gambled a fine, expensive vacation; and won a fridge instead. If I ever won a nice deal, vacation, money, car why would I even think of giving it back to go for the big deal? A bird in hand is better than 2 in a bush!

I Played My Trumpet

I played my trumpet with the Jesuit alumni band at the Jesuit vs. Holy Cross game on Friday, Octobet, 4, 2019. Oh, what a night!

I played my trumpet with the Jesuit New Orleans alumni band.

It was the 100-year anniversary of the rivalry. There was a ceremony after the game with fireworks and award presentation. Jesuit walked away with the trophy for the victory.

Me On Trumpet

I will explain about the pictured alligator later. Plus, below, I write how I answered Carl (my brother) about my temperment when I played in the band at the games in high school.

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I punched a band member down the stands in high school. On Friday night, October 4, I played with my alumni band at a game. My brother, Carl, said, “Don’t have flashbacks and knock someone down the stands.”

LOL… Carl, I was totally thinking about that high school incident yesterday. Daddy was at that game, saw the guy tumbling down the stands, walked up to me, shook my hand and said how proud he was of me. I was a sophomore and the guy I punched was the “lead” trumpet player and a senior. The lead trumpet player nastily told me after the game to stop playing my trumpet with all the fancy notes b/c he was the “lead trumpeter.” I punched him out sending him rolling down the stands. Daddy saw the whole thing and shook my hand b/c he was so proud of me. Some people say that I am lying (particularly about daddy), but it is 100% true. Hey, man, I am Ferd III.. chip off the ol’ block. In fact, I de-escalated/”neutralized” many enemies throughout the years.

New Orleans Saints Are Wild

This is New Orleans SAINTS’ Demario Davis speech before the Seattle SEAHAWKS game:
Listen up!
It’s time to hunt. It’s time to hunt.
The hunt’s got three parts.
First it’s the prowl.
The prowl is where you study your prey and you creep in and figure out how you’re going to get that perfect strike. We done studied this opponent all week. We know the opponent. Now it’s time to strike,
The second part is the kill.
The kill is what people don’t like. That’s that nasty (stuff.) It’s violent. It’s qSAINTSuick. It’s malicious. It’s violent. When you see your opponent today, look him in his eyes and take his soul. And don’t stop until it’s gone. Don’t stop until it’s gone.

And the last part is to eat. It’s to eat. That’s the whole reason why we are here. When one wolf eat, all the wolves eat. When one lion eats, all the lions eat. So if you want to take care of your brother, you eat. You eat by making plays. Every throw. Every catch. Every tackle. Every sack. Let’s go eat. Let’s go eat!!

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#SAINTS' Demario Davis speech before the SEAHAWKS game: Listen up! It's time to hunt. It's time to hunt. The hunt's got three parts. First it's the prowl. The prowl is where you study your prey and you creep in and figure out how you're going to get that perfect strike. We done studied this opponent all week. We know the opponent. Now it's time to strike, The second part is the kill. The kill is what people don't like. That's that nasty (stuff.) It's violent. It's quick. It's malicious. It's violent. When you see your opponent today, look him in his eyes and take his soul. And don't stop until it's gone. Don't stop until it's gone. And the last part is to eat. It's to eat. That's the whole reason why we are here. When one wolf eat, all the wolves eat. When one lion eats, all the lions eat. So if you want to take care of your brother, you eat. You eat by making plays. Every throw. Every catch. Every tackle. Every sack. Let's go eat. Let's go eat!!

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GEAUX SAINTS!