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Squoze Into the Bed

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! As the editor of the Delery Gazette I originate and work on my stories at FerdieWerdie.com I am thinking every day about stories that my readers will find interesting. Click the FerdieWerdie.com link to see what article/articles that I am working on at my desk presently.

Oh! That IS Lolo Jones here, but it is not what you think. I opened up my TweetDeck on Twitter recently and almost died. I thought that Lolo finally woke up to the light and started following me. Nooo!!! This is only a Lolo fan page. I am a little bit disappointed. I thought that she was getting ready to run into my arms.

Lolo is Following Ferdie

Lolo Jones
@LoloJonesHub FOLLOWS YOU

 

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I am presently doing an in-depth study of what is going on deep within my mind. I will reveal the results of this study later on in this article. However, I know that some good, deep stuff is percolating in that gray matter. Meanwhile, I squoze with my squoogy for a bit in the clouds!! haha.

What in the heck is on Ferdie's mind today?

What in the heck is on Ferdie’s mind today?

Alright! Alright! Alright! I am trying to post what I am thinking. However, I am having a problemo posting the photo. Meanwhile, the mentioned link is beneath this photo of me on the beach until I figure out what is wrong with the incertion.

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Ferdie Werdie is thinking, “BEACH”!

WHAT IS ON FERDIE’S MIND, but Technical Difficuties prevent posting?

Meanwhile, many fans watched with interest as quarterback sensation Johnny Manziel sat through 21 selections of the NFL draft before he was picked by the Cleveland Browns. Is this a good pick? Is he happy?

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You also have to read further on in order to find out what parish I am going fishing in. I am working out the details, but no hardcore decisions have been made yet.


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What in the heck is on my mind this afternoon? Well, take a look at the picture below. Once I wrap up with a few things at the house, I plan to go to Harrah’s Casino in order to check out my luck. I will let y’all know how I make out. Firsly, I might strew myself across the bed for wink or two if I can possibly squeeze in some kind of way.

UPDATE: No, I did not win at the casino. Now, I also have to check to see what will be Jennifer Lawrence’s next movie. I enjoy her work very mych.

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I am developing my thoughts on Laura Logan and her suspension from CBS and her projected return. Certain circle believe that Logan’s modus operandi is dangerous to herself and her co-workers. Have you ever thought that maybe she just wants…

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Piers Morgan and Gun Control

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — As the editor of the Delery Gazette I originate and write my stories at FerdieWerdie.com I am thinking every day about stories that my readers will find interesting. I added a box below in which you can tell me what you’d like for me to write about next.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is turning 30 years-old soon; and he is deciding on changes with Facebook that will also show growth similar to his maturity.

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I agree with former CNN host Piers Morgan that America needs stricter gun control laws. I will give more of my view after the playoff game is over.

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I will have more to say about this when I get back home. Presently, I am starving; and my stomach is growling. Anyway, Piers Morgan basically lost his job at CNN-News Channel for fighting for gun-control laws in America (and subsequent low ratings). Every week we see mass murders happening across the landscape of America. Is Pier Morgan correct?

UPDATE: I am back home now, but I cannot break away from the TV. The news that Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has been banned from the NBA for life is on most news channels. I cannot get enough news about this story. I am surprised at how the audio recordings of Sterling’s ugly statements have so swiftly brought him down. It is an amazing story to me.

I will say more about the gun control story on tomorrow. Here is some reaction to Piers Morgan’s tweet regarding another…

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Ferdie Werdie is Editor

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — As the editor of the Delery Gazette I originate and write my stories at www.FerdieWerdie.com I am thinking every day about stories that my readers will find interesting. Click the button below in the right, bottom corner to enlarge my newsfeed to read:


Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is turning 30 years-old soon; and he is deciding on changes with Facebook that will also show growth similar to his maturity.

Also, now with spring having sprung, I plan to write some lovely stories about fun in the sun.

Yes! Fun in the sun.

Yes! Fun in the sun.

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Is New Orleans Number 1? I studied the tweet below, and clicked to the story because it caught my interest.

Jessica Simpson’s Mini-Skirt

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — After further review of Jessica Simpson in her mini-skirt, I have decided that in my professional opinion she is doing just fine with her workout schedule since her pregnancy. She has bounced back well.

Jessica’s wrinkled dress does not truly matter in this lovely picture of her. She has been working out a whole lot, and it is showing.

Jessica did well getting herself back in shape after her pregnancy.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Plus, we have to learn to be careful what we click. Facebook asked if I wanted to forward my posts to Twitter also. Good idea? I dunno’… all of a sudden, my Twitter feed is crowding up with tweets from me. I clicked yes to forward my Facebook posts. However, are my Twitter followers suddenly seeing too many tweets from me?

Me and Lolo Jones in Bahamas

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — “Flirt” is not quite the operative word when it comes to my tweets to Lolo Jones. She gets thousands of tweets from fans; so, all I am is a link in her chain. Haha! However, if she ever does ring my door bell I will gladly give her fine self some play .

Lolo is a bundle of activity. She is always seen smiling and enjoying herself. Most of the time we see her outdoors.

Lolo Jones

Lolo Jones

Mardi Gras in New Orleans

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BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — By the way, this is Mardi Gras weekend 2014 in New Orleans. The best of the parades and the best of the Balls are this weekend… culminating on Fat Tuesday. I am worn down tonight; but I am going to kick things back off in the morning.

Yes, this picture is becoming one of my favorites. I need to find this poster and hang it on my wall. WHERE CAN I FIND THIS POSTER?? I want it.

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GAZETTE (Jan. 20, 2023) — True story! During the 2023 New Year’s celebration (about 1220am), I sang a song for the crowd to a sweet someone which made her swoon. I serenade her occasionally, and many of the romance songs which I sang at the Coffee House were written for her. Very true!

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GAZETTE (February, 2014) — I just read something that reminded me that the OSCARS are tonight. I might come back online later and list my choices before the broadcast.

Coach Monty Williams of the New Orleans Pelicans needs to be fired. This team has been in last place of their division for the last three years. Does owner Tom Benson have his head stuck up his buttockal area?

Paula Patton will be MINE

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Hollywood Movie star and sex kitten Paula Paton is about to fall from the sky straight into my arms like an angel. WATCH!! I am not playing. She will be mine. Now that she and singer Alan Thicke are separating, it is my time to woo and whatever this lovely, fine and sexy thang. THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Halleluiah!!!

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UPDATE: I just tweeted Paula and officially asked for a date. On the set of DEJA VU in New Orleans in 2006 Paula eyeballed me once. I was an extra in the movie. Denzel Washington got upset at me for the attention, and cut me out of some of the scenes.

Happy Valentine’s Day

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am rushing off right now to do some VALENTINES. It will do me some good to get out in the open air and spread some love :). I love y’all. Here are my sentiments which I sent out earlier with deep feelings from my heart. Yes!! I remembered Valentine’s Day. I am what is known as A GOOD MAN!!

Here is a nice Valentine that I saw on twitter from actress Sanaa Lathan. It is a sweet Valentine. Too bad that she goes with Denzel Washington, or I would make her my Valentine. hahaha

Sanaa Lathan

Sanaa Lathan

Instead of flowers I bought my ladies candy. Is that just as good? You know that it is important to do the right thing on Valentine’s Day. The ladies of the world just want to know that their man is thinking about them on February 14. That is what men have to remember in order to be A GOOD MAN!!

NASA wants to know if God put this heart in the sky for Valentine’s Day. Maybe God is saying Happy Valentine’s Day to the world. Study the picture b/c it took me a minute to find the heart.

Shallow Tweets & Oblivion

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I check my tweets daily, but I wonder if other tweeters find that most of the tweets that they carouse through are mostly banal #claptrap. I usually check my tweets after I endlessly search my Facebook newsfeed for something to sink my teeth into. Once the wonderful Facebook or Twitter do not satisfy my thirst for exciting “knowledge,” I then turn the TV on and flip over-and-over through the hundreds of banal cable channels that I have. After my joy finally screeches to a horrible, ugly halt I then go to the kitchen and eat myself into oblivion.

Here is the tweet that presently sent me into such a downward spiral.

You just know that I had to tweet a reply to @MsSassySue. She never did reply back::

Speaking of the A-Word, I read an article by The Daily Beast this morning that is so very interesting to me about the inner thoughts of a young model. These young models start out their careers at such young ages, and reach heights of celebrity so quickly that many of them have hidden insecurities.

Here are some fresh words of wisdom which Arianna Huffington tweeted. She is quoting German author Eckhart Tolle whose teachings I am about to begin studying. Thank you, Ms. Huffington, for introducing me to Eckhart Tolle.

Is this girl not beautiful? What will her next role be? Charlize expresses here a thought that is very similar to what Arianna Huffington tweeted. In with the new; out with the old! The present, the freshness of the now, that is what keeps life exciting and vibrant.

Jackson Square Live Cam Super Bowl

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Dang!! Looks like they shut down the Jackson Square Live Cam for this Super Bowl. So sorry!! Maybe, someone sued for privacy rights violations for being filmed on the Live Cam. Possibly, also, crimes were being caught on the Live Cam which the city did not want to be shown world wide.

Anyway, here is another story that caught my attention. Before the Super Bopwl there were reports that Floyd Mayweather had wagered $10.4 Million on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. Well, post Super Bowl, Mayweather has subsequently posted on Instagram that he did not wager $10.4 M on the Broncos. He said that those were just false rumors.

Here is a view of the action on Super Bowl weekend from the Jackson Square Live Cam. Wow! The cam is still up there and active. How long? Forever? UPDATE: No!!! The Jackson Square Live Cam was not active forever. LOL! In fact, the Live Cam is presently inactvie. HaHaHa!