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Coming Soon: My Comedy Set

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I will let y’all know when I do my #comedy set at The Neutral Ground Club in New Orleans. I had a grand time last night, but I remained seated when they called me up for my turn. The act before mine (by a good friend) was too excellent. How in the world could I, in my right mind, follow that?

Hahaha… Next time!!

I might also show the audience some of my nifty dance moves. People often tell me that they thought that I was Michael Jackson up there on the dance floor.

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Yes, I can perform. That is I.

I call this dance my big, whopper-head dance. You just have to move around and act like you are waxing on, waxing off somebody’s big, shiny whopper head. It is easy, and it is fun. Speaking of dancing, it looks like ex-dancer and current Let’s Make a Deal model, Tiffany Coyne, had a birthday. I tweeted to her a Happy Birthday.

Escaped From My Bat Cave

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I am mad! I am mad!! I AM MAD!!! Later on (which happened in the next paragraph), I will write here at my blog the reasons for my current state of ill-humor. I am scared of myself when I am ‪#‎mad‬. When I was growing up, my dad used to corral me close to him whenever I started acting up. He kept me on a short leash. Now-a-days, only one other person in New Orleans can ‪#‎scare‬ me into my corner. However, she ‪#‎loves‬ when I am out loose, “parading around” in the moonlight, until she sends me the ‪#‎bat‬ signal to shut up and scamper into my designated corner.

Later on!!!… A Revelation: My James Bond 007 martini has become my personal concoction of which I am discovering I do not know what I will turn into after drinking it. There have been many classic movies in Hollywood through the ages which depict the many dire and lethal circumstances which occur once the protagonist drinks some kind of volatile concoction of his own design. I now begin to think that similarly that is also “I.” I drove over to my daughter’s house yesterday evening to mix a few martinis for us and some guests while we sat and chatted. Then, by the time I got back home, I WAS MAD! MADDD!!!

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I wanna’ be on the beach with her.

UPDATE: I fell asleep for a minute. Now, I plan to watch a little bit of TV to relax. When I initially awoke I briefly studied some of my resources in order to dig for a possible nugget of wisdom. I ran across Psalm 103:11 which says, “For as high as the heaven is above the earth, so great is the Lord’s mercy unto them that fear Him.” I also ran across Chapter 4, Eckhart Tolle, The Power of NOW which says, “Die to the past every moment. You don’t need it. Only refer to it when it is absolutely relevant to the present. Feel the power of this moment and the fullness of Being (which is the Lord’s living power flowing into us right now). Feel your presence.“

… or, if I were better-looking; or, if I spent some time in the gym buffing up my physique.

I Predict North Carolina

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I say #CAROLINA!!

Am I actually going out on a limb? We will see.

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Hahaha… Leeroy and Villanova at the buzzard.

UPDATE: Leeroy Jenkins at the buzzard. Villanova is the National Champion!

I Am Pissed Off

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I am pissed off, and presently getting drunk. What is the problem? I will explain it once I wake up in the morning. It is a long story, and I am about to fall out on the floor… DRUNK. Martinis make me dizzy; and, then, fall out. Someone has totally “set” me off.

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What is pissing me off?

Holy Hell!! I Do NOT want to suffer impotence. What would I then live for? Romance is THE potion that makes my world go round. Without that: WOE IS ME!!

UPDATE: It is now Wednesday morning. WHO in the heck wakes up drunk? WHY!! WHY!!! No more martinis for me. EVER! I give ’em up for LENT. God, if you let me climb off this sofa without a hangover, I promise not to drink martinis ever again. Whoops… I had better not promise that. Instead, I promise to go to church every Sunday this month.

At a later point in time, I wrote: Presently, I am feeling much better than last night. My mood is lighter, and I am enjoying some TV. In fact, I am hungry, and might raid the fridge.

I Love You Too

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I LOVE IT! I do not have to say much about this clip below. First of all, when I watched it it already had 5.7 million views. Yes, it is going viral. I bet that you will love it too. I LOVE IT! Plus, see the video further below of my grandson, lil’ Vaughn, playing his trombone and marching in the Iris parade in New Orleans.

Also, something else is going viral this week. It is the news out of Iowa. Soon I will make my predictions for the New Hampshire primaries. I think that it will be a dog fight on the Republican side.

While they will be voting in New Hampshire, we will be celebrating Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a video of my grandson, lil’ Vaughn, marching in the Iris parade in New Orleans and playing his trombone.

What a beautiful day! This photo below was actually taken last weekend again waiting to see lil’ Vaughn march. I missed taking a picture then too because circumstances messed me around that day too. I had a grand ol’ time anyway. I am not too sure how I am going to make out during the rest of Mardi Gras. I know that today I am aggravated, disgusted, cold, mad with the world. Tomorrow might be better, however. Like they say, Tomorrow is another day. “The morning might bring joy,” saith the Lord. I need to look up that passage because I think that the Lord said that the morning WILL bring joy and light.

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Speaking of primaries, I just want to give some love right here to all of the strong women of the world. Oh yeah, and Happy pre-Valentine! Hahaha… Yeah, I remembered.

A GRAND COMPLIMENT: Several of my relatives and “friends” have occasionally indicted me of being guilty of talking too much. However, someone with insight said something about me that reached deep into my core. Wonderful!

To understand me you need to realize that I actually visualize myself more like a fox. I said, “Thank you, Terry.” Why? Because several of my relatives and friends have erroneously indicted me of being guilty of talking too much. I think that these are the ones who become upset if I try to open my mouth at all. They become upset because they fear that I might use up any time at all with which they can rule/manipulate the universe. There is a word for this: narcissistic, maybe?

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Ferdie Werdie in Deja Vu

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GAZETTE (Sept. 22, 2025) — In 2006 (post Hurricane Katrina) I was an extra in the movie Deja Vu which was filmed in New Orleans. I recently saw the movie on cable while flipping through channels and caught my main scene. I was reminded of when I first saw actress Paula Patton on the set and we laid eyes on each other. It was my first time ever seeing Paula. I have been a fan ever since. I truly got such a big kick this week upon flipping to the channel right before my big scene came up.

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Ferdie, honey, your scene was a hit.

I cannot wait for lovely Paula’s next movie to come out. Also on my mind (in other news) is now, with Carolina meeting Denver in the Super Bowl in February, 2016, I want to update my article on the playoffs.

Over the weekend, I somewhat accidentally caught my first Mardi Gras boat parade on Lake Pontchartrain in New Orleans. The parade was lovely and I had an excellent time. The parade was by the Krewe of Bilge.

I also love my University of New Orleans. When will the state and the LSU Board stop treating the University of New Orleans like a stepchild. We were supposed to have our Division 1 football team by now, but Gov. Bobby Jindal and the LSU Board killed the funding. I am ‪#‎mad‬. Can the team plans be resurrected now that we have a new governor with vision and are now governed by a new/different board, the University of Louisiana System?

I was working for the Shuttle program when the Columbia accident happened. I will never forget the shock at watching from the NASA plant at work the Shuttle go down.

Honey and Butter for Tiffany Coyne

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BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I was recently yearning for a biscuit slopped up nicely with some fine butter and honey. Then a thought came to my mind. I remember that Let’s Make A Deal cutie pie Tiffany Coyne replied back to one of my tweets which I tweeted to her. I have since wanted to extend my gratitude. Thank you, Tiffany. You were so gracious to reply back to my tweet. I will remember your magnanimousness.

Someone commented about what I said above concerning which celebrities have surprisingly responded back to my tweets, and I wanted to share his comment (see below). Thanks again, Tiffany. Meanwhile, the Mardi Gras season has started in New Orleans; and there is again that feeling in the air.

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New Orleans and Carnival time.

Ferdie Delery said:: Among the celebrities who have graciously responded back to me: Tiffany Coyne, David Hasselhoff, Bree Olson, Ann Coulter, Playboy centerfold Leola Bell, Desi Doll (Paris Hilton/My BFF Show), CNN, WWLTV, on and on.

Not long ago I heard from my brother about this post.· He Liked it, and said:
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Carl responded to my post.

Carl Delery said: Not only have the above mentioned responded back, I even respond sometimes. You should really feel honored, I don’t respond to many posts.

Yes, it was not long ago that he wrote that · Now, I will contact him about MARDI GRAS… hahaha

#Bananas and #Bosoms

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — #Doctors say that men over 40 who look at fine, bosomy #women for 10 minutes a day will lengthen their lives. One of the women whom I like to look at is former #1 Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson. Plus, I now learn that this activity is good for my health. I also watch Let’s Make A Deal almost every day in order to view and dream about lovely model and presenter Tiffany Coyne. Everybody wonders why my health is so fantastic and how I look so good.

According to doctors in this study (see link), looking at a lovely, well-endowed woman for 10 minutes a day is the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578

The German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at fine women for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

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Bree Olson

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on aging.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

Here are other picture of actress Bree Olson whose visage many men enjoy gazing at:

https://www.instagram.com/p/MTecMvKOaF/?taken-by=verifiedbreeolson

https://www.instagram.com/p/5A-jVIreHB/?taken-by=bree_olsonn_

Another thing that is very healthy is daily consumption of bananas…

Speaking of bananas and tropical stuff… it is Mardi Gras time in New Orleans. Pictured below is the queen of one of the parades and clubs.

Another actress who is very lovely and gets your blood to flowing is Scarlett Johansson.

Do y’all want to see more pictures of me (Ferdie Werdie)? In the meantime, I plan to do some Mardi Gras stuff at which I will take some nice pictures. Speaking of pictures, I am looking over some pictures that I took last year.

Star Wars

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Note: I am about to write my review of the new movie The Danish Girl. Plus, I will explain how I happened to see the movie today in the first place.

This is a picture of Alicia Vikander, one of the stars of The Danish Girl. I first saw her in The Man From U.N.C.L.E in which she was the Bond Girl, if you will. The Danish Girl along with Vikander opened to excellent critical acclaim.

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Also, once I see the new Star Wars movie, can/will I keep my mouth shut about all of the plot secrets and plot twists that the movie’s makers have kept so close to the vest? I have relatives and friends who are just waiting to do me harm if I open up my mouth about the new movie. UPDATE: I saw it, and I am keeping my mouth shut. Except, (oh, oh)… I have to say that if you can, I recommend that you see the IMAX version. I bought a ticket for the 3D-only version because it was the first showing in the morning. However, I accidentally stepped into the IMAX screening for a moment after getting some popcorn, and discovered that the IMAX audio is outstanding.

I have some videos and pictures from my daughter’s graduation that I plan to post at my Gazette. The 19th was the 4th anniversary of her receiving her Engineering Degree. Until then here is a link to where I saved some of the pictures: See the pictures.

This is another picture from around that time. This is my youngest granddaughter; but maybe she had not been born yet:

Now, here is a picture of one of Potato’s big sisters, Halfa’ Pint, from a few years ago.

I am thinking about starting up another Biggest Loser Contest in 2016. You can see the last winner at the link. Also, with the primaries around the corner, I have decided to follow Donald Trump on Twitter. Some of the earliest primaries are listed below.

Date[109][110] State/
territory		 Filing Date Election Type[111][a] Open or
Closed[107]		 Pledged/
Unpledged/
Total
Delegates[112][b]		 Delegate
breakdown
February 1, 2016 Iowa   Caucuses Closed 30 / 0 / 30 12 district
15 at-large
3 RNC
February 9, 2016 New Hampshire 11/20/2015 Primary Mixed 20 / 3 / 23 6 district
14 at-large
3 RNC
February 20, 2016 South Carolina 9/30/2015 Primary Open 50 / 0 / 50 21 district
26 at-large
3 RNC
February 23, 2016 Nevada 1/9/2016 Caucuses Closed 30 / 0 / 30 12 district
15 at-large
3 RNC
March 1, 2016 Virginia 12/10/2015 Primary Open 46 / 3 / 49 33 district
13 at-large
3 RNC
March 1, 2016 Massachusetts 1/4/2016 Primary Mixed 39 / 3 / 42 27 district
12 at-large
3 RNC
March 1, 2016 Texas 12/14/2015 Primary Open 152 / 3 / 155 108 district
44 at-large
3 RNC

Freakie Deakie Jenner

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Stacey Dash said it for me. I say, Bruce Jenner is not a hero in my book for turning into a woman. Stacey is temporarily suspended by FOX NEWS for other statements, but she is surely speaking for millions of Americans who are being marginalized because of all of the political correctness going on in this country these days.

https://twitter.com/obamolizer/status/674248735753416704

Note: See bottom for the winner of our Gazette Biggest Loser Contest. Some people have asked me to kick off another Big Loser Contest.

It’s too late to salvage their season; but Saints’ running back Mark Ingram is ‪#‎OUT‬. The Saints’ season is already over anyway. I know Ingram’s injury very well b/c I tore my rotator cuff 8 years ago on the basketball court. I do not think that coach Sean Payton truly knows how to play his talent. I do not think that Ingram all along has been the right man to correct the ‪#‎Saints‬’ running woes. CB Brandon Browner is another one of Payton’s step children who is a ruination of the Saints. A ‪#‎good‬/winning coach would have already run ‪#‎Browner‬’s dumb tail ‪#‎clean‬ off the team. Not coach Payton!!

https://twitter.com/Nola_SaintsFans/status/674977794477056001

I picture here a sweetie pie who has a piece of my heart. I will say a little bit more about my love for her later.

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Now, here are lovely pictures that my daughter took on Halloween of my grandchildren). My daughters were dressing my grandchildren in their costumes for the festivities. We all had a fun time. If you want to see even more pictures of us from Halloween, you can click here: More Pictures At My Daughter’s Site.

Prepping for Halloween night. My granddaughter, Halfa'-Pint.

Prepping for Halloween night. My granddaughter, Halfa’-Pint.

They came back with bags of candy. I ate plenty candy too.

Riding to the trick-or-treat Halloween party.

Riding to the trick-or-treat Halloween party.

The next day we got 4 boats and took the kiddos boating on Lake Yogi.

Boating on the day after.

Boating on the day after.

On a different subject, do you really need your lady to be a genius? I know that Sarah Palin has done some boneheaded things, but she makes my heart pitter patter. For real! Me likes her!!

Sarah! Honey!! What are you doing to me, girl? Is it alright for me to dream about Sarah Palin like this?

https://twitter.com/DreamGirlsOnly/status/616124222742659072

To my brother, Carl: Below is the chart which we spoke about.

Yes, Carl won it.

Picture of my safety award.

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Meanwhile, I have a question about a tweet by Cristela Alonzo. What exactly is Cristela talking about?:

https://twitter.com/cristela9/status/673432338341081088