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#Bananas and #Bosoms

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — #Doctors say that men over 40 who look at fine, bosomy #women for 10 minutes a day will lengthen their lives. One of the women whom I like to look at is former #1 Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson. Plus, I now learn that this activity is good for my health. I also watch Let’s Make A Deal almost every day in order to view and dream about lovely model and presenter Tiffany Coyne. Everybody wonders why my health is so fantastic and how I look so good.

According to doctors in this study (see link), looking at a lovely, well-endowed woman for 10 minutes a day is the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578

The German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at fine women for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

Bree Olson

Bree Olson

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on aging.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

Here are other picture of actress Bree Olson whose visage many men enjoy gazing at:

https://www.instagram.com/p/MTecMvKOaF/?taken-by=verifiedbreeolson

https://www.instagram.com/p/5A-jVIreHB/?taken-by=bree_olsonn_

Another thing that is very healthy is daily consumption of bananas…

Speaking of bananas and tropical stuff… it is Mardi Gras time in New Orleans. Pictured below is the queen of one of the parades and clubs.

Another actress who is very lovely and gets your blood to flowing is Scarlett Johansson.

Do y’all want to see more pictures of me (Ferdie Werdie)? In the meantime, I plan to do some Mardi Gras stuff at which I will take some nice pictures. Speaking of pictures, I am looking over some pictures that I took last year.

Graham and Marshawn to Kill PATS

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The New Orleans Saints do not want to make the Super Bowl any time soon, especially after trading Jimmy Graham #TheBeast to Seattle with Marshawn Lynch #TheBeast already terrorizing defenses in the NFL. Two BEASTS at the same time? HISTORICAL! I am down with that. Until further notice and unless something changes, my money is on the Seattle SuperHawks in 2015.

Now, I want Seattle to stomp on the head of the cheating New England Patriots. Seattle, you had the snake crushed in this year’s Super Bowl. You let them get away. You begin that journey this year with another beast added to your inventory. I want it. I want it!! I hope that all PATS haters around the country are salivating from their teeth itching to see the next Seattle vs. New England game.

Jimmy Graham, the new #BEAST in town.

Jimmy Graham, the new #BEAST in town.

Plus, I must say that I am amazed how popular Bettie Page still is today. I am sure that her people are making much more money than Bettie did in her day. I bought a beautiful red t-shirt which commemorated Bettie’s birthday last year. It is one of my favorite shirts. Geaux, Bettie!!

In other Saints news, I was asked my opinion of the owner’s battles with his heirs in which he is, upon his passing, leaving the running of the Saints and Pelicans exclusively to his wife. My opinion is that the teams and his fortune are his to do with as he likes. His heirs are already taken care of well enough by Mr. Benson. His wife, Gayle, will be the best person to take care of the Saints and the Pelicans once Mr. Benson is gone.

In the Beginning, God said…

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NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) —
In the beginning, God said: I play the trumpet.
In 1967, Louis Armstrong said: No kidding? You too?
In 2014, Ryan Seacrest said: I play the clarinet…
Go figure! Hahaha…

Here is Ferdie practicing for a gig this weekend on his INSTRUMENT OF THE LORD.

Ferdie Werdie

Ferdie Werdie

People often ask me, “Ferdie, what do you dream about? What comes up mostly in your dreams”? I tell them that often I dream about loved ones and relatives who have passed away. I often have vivid dreams where loved ones visit me in my dreams, and we have in-depth long conversations. I also have many, vivid, lively dreams about fine, lovely young ladies; some of whom I do not even know. I wake up truly feeling like I had just spent time with these ladies. I have even subsequently met some of these dream girls in real life. Unbelievable! They often look just like from my dreams. In fact, beginning over 30 years ago I used to dream about the very house that I live in now. I wrote a book in 2002 I HAVE A DREAM about living in this exact house. Who would have even imagined back then that I would now be living in this house. Out of the blue, I was offered to buy this house in 2007.

Saints’ #WhoDAT Purgatory

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NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — I have doubted the New Orleans Saints for many weeks now; and predicted 8 straight losses. However, #Purgatory? Do I deserve #Saints Purgatory? That is what Who Dats are saying. I guess what goes around, comes around. I am now on “bended knee,” reciting the Catholic “Mea Culpa” prayer of penance. Yes, it is MY FAULT. I confess that I doubted the Saints. Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault! However, I am wearing my black-and-gold pajamas right now; and I promise to wear them every night this week.

My sentence: A Who Dat named Joan told me, “Not so fast!!! The gates are closed to you!!! To gain entry you must 1st go to purgatory & remain there until you are deemed worthy to again be counted in that #! The SAINTS don’t like DAT!”

Cheerleaders

Saints Cheerleaders

Press Conference by Ferdie Werdie

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Here is a press conference from this morning in which I disseminated some vital information which I know about the NFL.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmvUUknqTQ4

Further info may come later. UPDATE: It may be a “minute” before I can write any more information related to the press conference. Presently, I am busy trying to eat and relax. Anyone who knows me well, knows that once I finish a meal I usually lie down and sleep for a while. Who knows when I will wake up? Plus, this evening I want to watch the National League Wild Card (1-game World Series playoff) between San Francisco and Pittsburgh. So, I know that y’all can see that once I start my siesta, I might be out of commission for a “minute.”

O.J. On Hunger Strike

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I plan to write more once the latest news rolls in: O.J. is on a hunger strike in prison, according to http://www.MailOnline.com and wants to die.

In the below video a news source, Christian “journalist” Lyn Leahz, says that she contacted the Nevada State Correctional Department who said that O.J. is not on a hunger strike. I take this video at face value, but I believe that Nevada is struggling with a despondent Simpson. Lenz said that she spoke with a gentleman in charge of media relations.

MORE NEWS will be forthcoming once we find out whom to believe. Some of the sources corroborating information on the hunger strike: YAHOO NEWS, DAILY MAIL UK, International Business Times, National Enquirer, Turner Radio Network, SOFTPEDIA, and more. In fact, the list of corroborating sources is even longer. Some articles report that Nevada will ‘force feed’ him.

Sources say that O.J. is on a hunger strike in prison.

Sources say that O.J. is on a hunger strike in prison.

Squoze Into the Bed

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!! As the editor of the Delery Gazette I originate and work on my stories at FerdieWerdie.com I am thinking every day about stories that my readers will find interesting. Click the FerdieWerdie.com link to see what article/articles that I am working on at my desk presently.

Oh! That IS Lolo Jones here, but it is not what you think. I opened up my TweetDeck on Twitter recently and almost died. I thought that Lolo finally woke up to the light and started following me. Nooo!!! This is only a Lolo fan page. I am a little bit disappointed. I thought that she was getting ready to run into my arms.

Lolo is Following Ferdie

Lolo Jones
@LoloJonesHub FOLLOWS YOU

 

Click the button below in the right-bottom corner to enlarge a sample of my newsfeed:

I am presently doing an in-depth study of what is going on deep within my mind. I will reveal the results of this study later on in this article. However, I know that some good, deep stuff is percolating in that gray matter. Meanwhile, I squoze with my squoogy for a bit in the clouds!! haha.

What in the heck is on Ferdie's mind today?

What in the heck is on Ferdie’s mind today?

Alright! Alright! Alright! I am trying to post what I am thinking. However, I am having a problemo posting the photo. Meanwhile, the mentioned link is beneath this photo of me on the beach until I figure out what is wrong with the incertion.

Ferdie Werdie

Ferdie Werdie is thinking, “BEACH”!

WHAT IS ON FERDIE’S MIND, but Technical Difficuties prevent posting?

Meanwhile, many fans watched with interest as quarterback sensation Johnny Manziel sat through 21 selections of the NFL draft before he was picked by the Cleveland Browns. Is this a good pick? Is he happy?

https://twitter.com/nicoleoge/status/464615300143804417

You also have to read further on in order to find out what parish I am going fishing in. I am working out the details, but no hardcore decisions have been made yet.


Map Courtesy of Digital-Topo-Maps.com

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What in the heck is on my mind this afternoon? Well, take a look at the picture below. Once I wrap up with a few things at the house, I plan to go to Harrah’s Casino in order to check out my luck. I will let y’all know how I make out. Firsly, I might strew myself across the bed for wink or two if I can possibly squeeze in some kind of way.

UPDATE: No, I did not win at the casino. Now, I also have to check to see what will be Jennifer Lawrence’s next movie. I enjoy her work very mych.

Best Actress Oscar Winner Jennifer Lawrence Best Actress Oscar Winner Jennifer Lawrence

I am developing my thoughts on Laura Logan and her suspension from CBS and her projected return. Certain circle believe that Logan’s modus operandi is dangerous to herself and her co-workers. Have you ever thought that maybe she just wants…

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Ferdie Werdie is Editor

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — As the editor of the Delery Gazette I originate and write my stories at www.FerdieWerdie.com I am thinking every day about stories that my readers will find interesting. Click the button below in the right, bottom corner to enlarge my newsfeed to read:


Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is turning 30 years-old soon; and he is deciding on changes with Facebook that will also show growth similar to his maturity.

Also, now with spring having sprung, I plan to write some lovely stories about fun in the sun.

Yes! Fun in the sun.

Yes! Fun in the sun.

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Is New Orleans Number 1? I studied the tweet below, and clicked to the story because it caught my interest.

Me and Lolo Jones in Bahamas

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NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — “Flirt” is not quite the operative word when it comes to my tweets to Lolo Jones. She gets thousands of tweets from fans; so, all I am is a link in her chain. Haha! However, if she ever does ring my door bell I will gladly give her fine self some play .

Lolo is a bundle of activity. She is always seen smiling and enjoying herself. Most of the time we see her outdoors.

Lolo Jones

Lolo Jones

Mardi Gras in New Orleans

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BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — By the way, this is Mardi Gras weekend 2014 in New Orleans. The best of the parades and the best of the Balls are this weekend… culminating on Fat Tuesday. I am worn down tonight; but I am going to kick things back off in the morning.

Yes, this picture is becoming one of my favorites. I need to find this poster and hang it on my wall. WHERE CAN I FIND THIS POSTER?? I want it.

New Orleans

GAZETTE (Jan. 20, 2023) — True story! During the 2023 New Year’s celebration (about 1220am), I sang a song for the crowd to a sweet someone which made her swoon. I serenade her occasionally, and many of the romance songs which I sang at the Coffee House were written for her. Very true!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClCtArGh5lR/?igshid=NWQ4MGE5ZTk=

New Orleans
GAZETTE (February, 2014) — I just read something that reminded me that the OSCARS are tonight. I might come back online later and list my choices before the broadcast.

Coach Monty Williams of the New Orleans Pelicans needs to be fired. This team has been in last place of their division for the last three years. Does owner Tom Benson have his head stuck up his buttockal area?