Saints’ #WhoDAT Purgatory

NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — I have doubted the New Orleans Saints for many weeks now; and predicted 8 straight losses. However, #Purgatory? Do I deserve #Saints Purgatory? That is what Who Dats are saying. I guess what goes around, comes around. I am now on “bended knee,” reciting the Catholic “Mea Culpa” prayer of penance. Yes, it is MY FAULT. I confess that I doubted the Saints. Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault! However, I am wearing my black-and-gold pajamas right now; and I promise to wear them every night this week.

My sentence: A Who Dat named Joan told me, “Not so fast!!! The gates are closed to you!!! To gain entry you must 1st go to purgatory & remain there until you are deemed worthy to again be counted in that #! The SAINTS don’t like DAT!”

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A Cajun Joke, #WhoDat

Since our #WhoDatNation is in such a grand funk this awful Monday, I have decided to put a little smile on your faces. I hope that you enjoy my little joke. I am hurting badly too because the game was stolen from the 5-1 New Orleans Saints. We need a little bit of humor today. The agony of the feet is just too much to bear.

I am hurting badly too because the referees were definitely cheating for the New England Patriots. Those hoes! We should be 6-0 instead of 5-1. I believe in stringing up referees. The REFS from yesterday’s New Orleans Saints vs. Patriots game need to be hung from the nearest Magnolia tree. Those refs definitely stole the game from the Saints.

WHO DAT Fever

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am too happy going into Monday morning. Yes, I am in ecstasy. The New Orleans Saints are 3-0, baby. Next Monday on Monday Night Football, the Saints meet the Miami Dolphins who are also undefeated at 3-0. I cannot wait for the game. FIREWORKS, baby!!

Yes, this should be a nice long week of WHO DAT happiness. Next week, either the Saints or the Dolphins will be closing out Monday Night Football at 4-0. Hold onto your hats, Who Dat fans. Geaux Saints!

In other news, the U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp for icon musician Ray Charles.