Where is the Wrath of God?

Where is the wrath of God? Where is the swift justice? There is no such thing any longer in America. After the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, how many and how swiftly were the perpetrators hanged? Very, very swiftly and all of them were executed. This boy, Dylann Roof, assassinated a State Senator and 9 other black people and is still breathing good air. Will the South Carolina justice system provide swift retribution for the Church victims and for the country? I do not think so at all. This boy will most likely still be breathing and spouting hatred and execrations 50 years from now.

Ferdie To Rosemary Church

NEW ORLEANS (Ferdie Werdie) — Newsperson to newsperson, I try to catch CNN International news nightly before I turn off my TV each day. At first, I thought that anchorwoman Rosemary Church was reporting from across the pond in England or somewhere like that. However, the CNN International broadcast is based in Atlanta, Georgia. I did not know that. It is a nice wrap up to my daily chores to hear all of the headlines from Rosemary before I fall asleep each twilight.

Rosemary Church

Rosemary Church

No Smoking in New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — A NO SMOKING ban takes effect in 90 days in casinos and bars in New Orleans. Mayor Mitch Landrieu signed the ordinance today. Some smokers are not happy with the new rules.

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — PLUS, I promised my readers to install segments of my 2015 New Orleans Mardi Gras experience. I wish that I had an old-school manual typewriter because that is what we used when I started writing as a “cub reporter” for newspapers in the Big Easy. Meanwhile, I have a question for alimentary canal experts. I want to know if the potency of jalapeno peppers is still “hot, hot, hot” once it passes through the intestines?

TMI??: At the movies yesterday, I used some of those theater jalapeno peppers on a personal pan pizza. My tongue and lips burned a “good” 15 minutes. Last night at home, my stomach started burning up. In the latrine, I had a blow-out from my posterior. My rear-end burned for 7 minutes. Do peppers maintain their potent heat even after going through the digestive tract? Is that even scientifically possible?

Where does the job of the digestive tract end (finito) after doing its job? In other words, what is the final destination of the digestive tract elements after the job is done?

Digestive track EXIT.

Digestive track EXIT.

Also, I am sure that today we are all following the news about Bobbi Kristina Brown. This is so eerie!! She was found unconscious over the weekend in a bathtub very similarly to how her mother, Whitney Houston, was in 2012. As of this writing, she is still in an induced coma. Her family has been advised to expect the worst.

I have seen quite a few movies about the NAZI death camps, and read much about them. I will never get used to the horror. The world is honoring 70 years since the Russian army entered the Nazi Auschwitz death camp to end the German reign of death there. I keep all of those who suffered and died there in my prayers.

Sarah Palin For President

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I wish that Sarah Palin would run for president. It would make an interesting race.

I will play a salute on my trumpet to Sarah Palin. Hail to the chief!

Ferdie Werdie

Ferdie Werdie

Rosemary Church CNN

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — CNN anchorperson Rosemary Church “liked” my tweet below. I sent the tweet to her in response to her tweet reminding her fans that her show, CNN International, was upcoming. I am watching her show right now as I write. I was drawn to her show in the beginning because I was studying if it was broadcast from across the ocean. Her accent is so lovely that I googled to learn the history of her accent. I was surprised to discover that the show is actually broadcast from Atlanta.

In the photo below, I am seen performing Auld Lang Syne at the turn of midnight on New Year’s Eve. There are party-goers singing along with me as we bring in the new year.

Ferdie performing for fans.

Ferdie performing for fans.

Obama is a Monkey says Korea

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — No you didn’t? Yes they did. The N. Koreans say that President Obama is a monkey. Amidst mounting threats of sanctions from the U.N. for human rights violations, the N. Koreans have verbally attacked Obama and S.Korean President Park Geun-Hye whom they called a whore.

I was too surprised to see on CNN News on Tuesday night quotes from N. Korea calling President Barack Obama a monkey, and S. Korea’s President Park Geun-hye a whore and a prostitute.

President Barack Obama

President Barack Obama


I do not think that Presidents Obama and Park will stoop to being swayed by N. Korea’s vitriolic use of such childish language. However, in a related story, the United Nations plans to file human rights charges against N. Korea and wants to see Kim Jong Un in handcuffs being led away to prison. My only question is: how will they get past Kim Jong Un’s nuclear arsenal in order to slap a pair of handcuffs on the lunatic’s wrists?

Update: Below is a translation of part of the article. It is a picture of the Korean news piece which does not display the whole story. The translator left some particularly difficult phrases in the original Korean. My hope is that I will soon find an upgraded translation of the whole article.
2014-05-09 at 10.50.06 PM, the translator said:
In the KCNA editorial quoting the North Koreans, we see the same language used as the North Koreans heat up their sexist attacks on Presidents Obama and Park. – See more at: http://freekorea.us/2014/05/07/really-north-korea-called-president-obama-a-wicked-black-monkey/#sthash.aXa5gTcN.dpuf

This is only part of the photograph.

This is only part of the photograph.

O.J. On Hunger Strike

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I plan to write more once the latest news rolls in: O.J. is on a hunger strike in prison, according to http://www.MailOnline.com and wants to die.

In the below video a news source, Christian “journalist” Lyn Leahz, says that she contacted the Nevada State Correctional Department who said that O.J. is not on a hunger strike. I take this video at face value, but I believe that Nevada is struggling with a despondent Simpson. Lenz said that she spoke with a gentleman in charge of media relations.

MORE NEWS will be forthcoming once we find out whom to believe. Some of the sources corroborating information on the hunger strike: YAHOO NEWS, DAILY MAIL UK, International Business Times, National Enquirer, Turner Radio Network, SOFTPEDIA, and more. In fact, the list of corroborating sources is even longer. Some articles report that Nevada will ‘force feed’ him.

Sources say that O.J. is on a hunger strike in prison.

Sources say that O.J. is on a hunger strike in prison.

Ferdie Werdie is Editor

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — As the editor of the Delery Gazette I originate and write my stories at www.FerdieWerdie.com I am thinking every day about stories that my readers will find interesting. Click the button below in the right, bottom corner to enlarge my newsfeed to read:


Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is turning 30 years-old soon; and he is deciding on changes with Facebook that will also show growth similar to his maturity.

Also, now with spring having sprung, I plan to write some lovely stories about fun in the sun.

Yes! Fun in the sun.

Yes! Fun in the sun.

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Is New Orleans Number 1? I studied the tweet below, and clicked to the story because it caught my interest.

#China Sends #Warplanes

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — China is going to the #moon. So, I guess, soon America will also be owing China money on the moon. Actually, the U.S. and China have a partnership in the space station and further space exploration. Meanwhile, the U.S. has taken it upon itself to fly into China’s new air defense zone.

However, I do not understand the mixed signals from the U.S. with its incursions into China’s air space. If the U.S. is encroaching upon China’s air space, it seems to put any space partnership in jeopardy.

Mixed signals.

Mixed signals.

Now, news is coming out of Washington that President Barack Obama is sending Vice President Joe Biden to China to talk out claims that the U.S. is encroaching upon China’s air space.

#France Sends Troops to Africa

NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — In very interesting historic developments, I am surprised to hear that France is sending troops to Central African Republic where al-Qaida-linked Muslims are attacking Christian villages. These Muslim attacks are threatening genocide in a country which is in the heartland of the continent. This news of Christians being attacked like this, in my opinion, is biblically-prophetic because the scriptures prophesy such Christian persecution in the end times. I plan to follow this story in depth.

Plus, I want to see if media interest in these developments continues.

In other news, I am also surprized at the suspension by CBS of reporter Lara Logan. One of my all-time favorite investigative reporters, Logan was punished for being duped in a fake report about Benghazi. In an unrelated punishment, Alec Baldwin is being fired by MSNBC for his repeated attacks on paparazzi.