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Sarah Palin Stole My Heart

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Thoughts about Sarah Palin have me all “shook up” these days. In my opinion, she gets cuter every day. I see now how she came out third as Miss Alaska. She is beautiful! Plus, she outright won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant.

UPDATE from July 3, 2016: I plan to write some words about my pastor’s fantastic message from today at church. Between tonight and tomorrow, I want to post about his excellent message because I want my readers to be touched by the words.

Now, getting back to my dream boat Sarah Palin, I must say that I am truly “all shook up” over how cute Sarah is. Just because we have different political views does not mean that romance cannot fill my noggin when I think about that beauty queen. My wives and myself did not agree on very much; however, are not those differences what make romances thrive around the whole world? I dream about kissing Sarah’s cute lips.

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Sarah looks very cute.

I would enjoy debating her politics in the middle of us smooching and hugging. It makes romance better when you debate your sweetie in the middle of making love.

Look at this fine-looking mama here below. I clicked to the tweet, and still do not understand the point that they are making with the tweet. I need to study it further. UPDATE: Oh, it seems like mama is taking a lunch break while filming a video. I will study the tweet even further in order to verify what they are tweeting about.

Orlando Police Dispatcher (OD): Emergency 911, this is being recorded.
Shooter (OM): In the name of God the Merciful, the beneficial [in Arabic]
OD: What?
OM: Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet of God [in Arabic]. I let you know, I’m in Orlando and I did the shootings.
OD: What’s your name?
OM: My name is I pledge of allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State.
OD: Ok, What’s your name?
OM: I pledge allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may God protect him [in Arabic], on behalf of the Islamic State.
OD: Alright, where are you at?
OM: In Orlando.
OD: Where in Orlando?
[End of call.]

I Luv Hillary Clinton

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Geaux, Girl! You need to do it for the sake of history. I luv, wuv and love Hillary Clinton. She will make a great president. All of you chauvinist pigs (including that wildebeest Donald Trump) need to leave her the hell alone.

Oh, and By the Way, Bill Clinton will make an excellent 1st Lady.

This is what I was thinking early on Saturday evening; but I thought wrong. My horse did not do well, to put it mildly:

The evening news, not too long after I enjoyed the Belmont Stakes, bore such terrible news that there is now a pallor hanging over the country. Will the world ever see an end to the horrible wars and killings?

Where my horse ran. That dumb son of a gun ran 11th.:
Belmont Stakes Results 2016: Winner, Payouts and Order of Finish
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Belmont Stakes Results
Place Horse Jockey Trainer Earnings Win Place Show
1 Creator Irad Ortiz Jr. Steve Asmussen $800,000 $34.80 $14.60 $9.40
2 Destin Javier Castellano Todd Pletcher $280,000 – $9.40 $6.20
3 Lani Yutaka Take Mikio Matsunaga $150,000 – – $6.60
4 Governor Malibu Joel Rosario Christophe Clement $100,000
5 Stradivari John Velazquez Todd Pletcher $60,000
6 Brody’s Cause Luis Saez Dale Romans $45,000
7 Cherry Wine Corey Lanerie Dale Romans $35,000
8 Gettysburg Paco Lopez Steve Asmussen $30,000
9 Suddenbreakingnews Mike Smith Donnie Von Hemel
10 Trojan Nation Aaron Gryder Paddy Gallagher
11 Exaggerator Kent Desormeaux Keith Desormeaux
12 Seeking the Soul Florent Geroux Dallas Stewart
13 Forever D’Oro Jose Ortiz Dallas Stewart

Yes, I Got Liked

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Look at the surprise #notification that I received last night from Twitter:

5:17 AM – 7 May 2016 · Details

 

I enjoy receiving notifications and “likes” from Tiffany. I had tweeted Happy Birthday to

May 7

>>Happy Birthday! You and the crew do an excellent job. My TV stays off every day until 2pm New Orleans time at which time your show comes on.

A miracle surely did occur inside my house at 7:10 pm New Orleans time on Friday the 13th (May, 2016). I will write about it here at my http://www.DeleryGazette.com blog at some point later this weekend because the effects might not quite be finito yet. In fact, I will go off right now in order to re-ignite my Catholic novena candle so that I can fire up more miraculous power from the good #Lord

Also, I was searching this morning for some stuff, and found some very interesting Chinese names.

Former presidential candidate Ted Cruz’s 600 delegates could possibly insist at the Republican convention in July that their votes actually count toward Ted Cruz, hurting Trump’s luster and bluster at the convention. The runner-up himself could minimize his support of Donald Trump if Trump sets an ugly tone towards Cruz’s rights to give a convention speech as the runner up. Plus, there are 3 other possibilities which could or might rear their ugly heads at the Republican convention.

The vote for Trump’s vice-presidential nominee could become contentious. There could be a fight by true conservatives to plug into the platform some of their policies; or, God forbid, some delegates could insist upon a rules change disallowing the 8-state minimum wins in order to nominate anyway who has won delegates. In New Orleans (in other political news) is it illegal for a judge to give a man jail time in a closed hearing from inside a closed court room?

The eleven-day sentence handed down by a local judge has kicked up some controversy in New Orleans. I have truly supported and backed this judge politically in the past. In fact, I have been a grand supporter of his for many years. I plan to read the bulk of paperwork from this case because there has to be something more to the story than reported publicly.

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Judge Sidney Cates

Coming Soon: My Comedy Set

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I will let y’all know when I do my #comedy set at The Neutral Ground Club in New Orleans. I had a grand time last night, but I remained seated when they called me up for my turn. The act before mine (by a good friend) was too excellent. How in the world could I, in my right mind, follow that?

Hahaha… Next time!!

I might also show the audience some of my nifty dance moves. People often tell me that they thought that I was Michael Jackson up there on the dance floor.

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Yes, I can perform. That is I.

I call this dance my big, whopper-head dance. You just have to move around and act like you are waxing on, waxing off somebody’s big, shiny whopper head. It is easy, and it is fun. Speaking of dancing, it looks like ex-dancer and current Let’s Make a Deal model, Tiffany Coyne, had a birthday. I tweeted to her a Happy Birthday.

Escaped From My Bat Cave

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I am mad! I am mad!! I AM MAD!!! Later on (which happened in the next paragraph), I will write here at my blog the reasons for my current state of ill-humor. I am scared of myself when I am ‪#‎mad‬. When I was growing up, my dad used to corral me close to him whenever I started acting up. He kept me on a short leash. Now-a-days, only one other person in New Orleans can ‪#‎scare‬ me into my corner. However, she ‪#‎loves‬ when I am out loose, “parading around” in the moonlight, until she sends me the ‪#‎bat‬ signal to shut up and scamper into my designated corner.

Later on!!!… A Revelation: My James Bond 007 martini has become my personal concoction of which I am discovering I do not know what I will turn into after drinking it. There have been many classic movies in Hollywood through the ages which depict the many dire and lethal circumstances which occur once the protagonist drinks some kind of volatile concoction of his own design. I now begin to think that similarly that is also “I.” I drove over to my daughter’s house yesterday evening to mix a few martinis for us and some guests while we sat and chatted. Then, by the time I got back home, I WAS MAD! MADDD!!!

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I wanna’ be on the beach with her.

UPDATE: I fell asleep for a minute. Now, I plan to watch a little bit of TV to relax. When I initially awoke I briefly studied some of my resources in order to dig for a possible nugget of wisdom. I ran across Psalm 103:11 which says, “For as high as the heaven is above the earth, so great is the Lord’s mercy unto them that fear Him.” I also ran across Chapter 4, Eckhart Tolle, The Power of NOW which says, “Die to the past every moment. You don’t need it. Only refer to it when it is absolutely relevant to the present. Feel the power of this moment and the fullness of Being (which is the Lord’s living power flowing into us right now). Feel your presence.“

… or, if I were better-looking; or, if I spent some time in the gym buffing up my physique.

I Predict North Carolina

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I say #CAROLINA!!

Am I actually going out on a limb? We will see.

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Hahaha… Leeroy and Villanova at the buzzard.

UPDATE: Leeroy Jenkins at the buzzard. Villanova is the National Champion!

I Am Pissed Off

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I am pissed off, and presently getting drunk. What is the problem? I will explain it once I wake up in the morning. It is a long story, and I am about to fall out on the floor… DRUNK. Martinis make me dizzy; and, then, fall out. Someone has totally “set” me off.

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What is pissing me off?

Holy Hell!! I Do NOT want to suffer impotence. What would I then live for? Romance is THE potion that makes my world go round. Without that: WOE IS ME!!

UPDATE: It is now Wednesday morning. WHO in the heck wakes up drunk? WHY!! WHY!!! No more martinis for me. EVER! I give ’em up for LENT. God, if you let me climb off this sofa without a hangover, I promise not to drink martinis ever again. Whoops… I had better not promise that. Instead, I promise to go to church every Sunday this month.

At a later point in time, I wrote: Presently, I am feeling much better than last night. My mood is lighter, and I am enjoying some TV. In fact, I am hungry, and might raid the fridge.

I Love You Too

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I LOVE IT! I do not have to say much about this clip below. First of all, when I watched it it already had 5.7 million views. Yes, it is going viral. I bet that you will love it too. I LOVE IT! Plus, see the video further below of my grandson, lil’ Vaughn, playing his trombone and marching in the Iris parade in New Orleans.

Also, something else is going viral this week. It is the news out of Iowa. Soon I will make my predictions for the New Hampshire primaries. I think that it will be a dog fight on the Republican side.

While they will be voting in New Hampshire, we will be celebrating Fat Tuesday in New Orleans. Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a video of my grandson, lil’ Vaughn, marching in the Iris parade in New Orleans and playing his trombone.

What a beautiful day! This photo below was actually taken last weekend again waiting to see lil’ Vaughn march. I missed taking a picture then too because circumstances messed me around that day too. I had a grand ol’ time anyway. I am not too sure how I am going to make out during the rest of Mardi Gras. I know that today I am aggravated, disgusted, cold, mad with the world. Tomorrow might be better, however. Like they say, Tomorrow is another day. “The morning might bring joy,” saith the Lord. I need to look up that passage because I think that the Lord said that the morning WILL bring joy and light.

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Speaking of primaries, I just want to give some love right here to all of the strong women of the world. Oh yeah, and Happy pre-Valentine! Hahaha… Yeah, I remembered.

A GRAND COMPLIMENT: Several of my relatives and “friends” have occasionally indicted me of being guilty of talking too much. However, someone with insight said something about me that reached deep into my core. Wonderful!

To understand me you need to realize that I actually visualize myself more like a fox. I said, “Thank you, Terry.” Why? Because several of my relatives and friends have erroneously indicted me of being guilty of talking too much. I think that these are the ones who become upset if I try to open my mouth at all. They become upset because they fear that I might use up any time at all with which they can rule/manipulate the universe. There is a word for this: narcissistic, maybe?

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Ferdie Werdie in Deja Vu

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GAZETTE (Sept. 22, 2025) — In 2006 (post Hurricane Katrina) I was an extra in the movie Deja Vu which was filmed in New Orleans. I recently saw the movie on cable while flipping through channels and caught my main scene. I was reminded of when I first saw actress Paula Patton on the set and we laid eyes on each other. It was my first time ever seeing Paula. I have been a fan ever since. I truly got such a big kick this week upon flipping to the channel right before my big scene came up.

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Ferdie, honey, your scene was a hit.

I cannot wait for lovely Paula’s next movie to come out. Also on my mind (in other news) is now, with Carolina meeting Denver in the Super Bowl in February, 2016, I want to update my article on the playoffs.

Over the weekend, I somewhat accidentally caught my first Mardi Gras boat parade on Lake Pontchartrain in New Orleans. The parade was lovely and I had an excellent time. The parade was by the Krewe of Bilge.

I also love my University of New Orleans. When will the state and the LSU Board stop treating the University of New Orleans like a stepchild. We were supposed to have our Division 1 football team by now, but Gov. Bobby Jindal and the LSU Board killed the funding. I am ‪#‎mad‬. Can the team plans be resurrected now that we have a new governor with vision and are now governed by a new/different board, the University of Louisiana System?

I was working for the Shuttle program when the Columbia accident happened. I will never forget the shock at watching from the NASA plant at work the Shuttle go down.

Honey and Butter for Tiffany Coyne

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BOSCOVILLE (Gazette) — I was recently yearning for a biscuit slopped up nicely with some fine butter and honey. Then a thought came to my mind. I remember that Let’s Make A Deal cutie pie Tiffany Coyne replied back to one of my tweets which I tweeted to her. I have since wanted to extend my gratitude. Thank you, Tiffany. You were so gracious to reply back to my tweet. I will remember your magnanimousness.

Someone commented about what I said above concerning which celebrities have surprisingly responded back to my tweets, and I wanted to share his comment (see below). Thanks again, Tiffany. Meanwhile, the Mardi Gras season has started in New Orleans; and there is again that feeling in the air.

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New Orleans and Carnival time.

Ferdie Delery said:: Among the celebrities who have graciously responded back to me: Tiffany Coyne, David Hasselhoff, Bree Olson, Ann Coulter, Playboy centerfold Leola Bell, Desi Doll (Paris Hilton/My BFF Show), CNN, WWLTV, on and on.

Not long ago I heard from my brother about this post.· He Liked it, and said:
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Carl

Carl responded to my post.

Carl Delery said: Not only have the above mentioned responded back, I even respond sometimes. You should really feel honored, I don’t respond to many posts.

Yes, it was not long ago that he wrote that · Now, I will contact him about MARDI GRAS… hahaha