NEW ORLEANS (October 9, 2024) —
UPDATE for Week 6 >>I just read: When QB DEREK Carr left for the locker room against the Chiefs, he was replaced by Jake Haener, but rookie Spencer Rattler is a strong candidate to start against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Week 6, talking heads Garafolo and Rapoport reported.
This (below) is New Orleans SAINTS’ Demario Davis’ team speech several years ago before a Seattle SEAHAWKS game:
“Listen up!
It’s time to hunt. It’s time to hunt.
The hunt’s got three parts.
“First it’s the prowl.
The prowl is where you study your prey and you creep in and figure out how you’re going to get that perfect strike. We done studied this opponent all week. We know the opponent. Now it’s time to strike,
“The second part is the kill.
The kill is what people don’t like. That’s that nasty (stuff.) It’s violent. It’s quick. It’s malicious. It’s violent. When you see your opponent today, look him in his eyes and take his soul. And don’t stop until it’s gone. Don’t stop until it’s gone.
“And the last part is to eat. It’s to eat. That’s the whole reason why we are here. When one wolf eat, all the wolves eat. When one lion eats, all the lions eat. So if you want to take care of your brother, you eat. You eat by making plays. Every throw. Every catch. Every tackle. Every sack. Let’s go eat. Let’s go eat”!!
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N.O. Saints’ Dilemma
GAZETTE (Sept. 26) — I told y’all that it is dangerous playing around with hypnotism trying to reach the Cosmic Portal to get spiritual readings and such. I have been trying to get readings about the Saints games for y’all.
My trying to do self-hypnosis and readings with the limited tools that I have could be dangerous to me – could even kill me. That is what I have been picking up from the fast radio bursts in the Universe while trying to put myself under.
Two occurrences have happened with me over the last two weeks that have thrown my Cosmic “mojo” completely into a spin. I have been trying to work myself out of this. We have all heard that dealing with the spiritual realm in a laissez-faire manner can be very dangerous. It could kill you or send you into insanity (or worst).
Self-hypnosis and certain meditation methods might throw you into the wrong realm. I know that y’all have heard about the Bermuda Triangle (the Devil’s Triangle). What is it? I have “seen” from Fast intermittent radio Bursts that the Bermuda Triangle is a Portal on earth to another place or places. I know where, but I want to hold that close to my vest for now.
Meanwhile, what about Saints vs. Atlanta on Sept. 29:
MY TAKE on the Saints vs. Atlanta on Sept. 29 is relative to their NFL NETWORK Week 4 Power Ranking (still in the top 10) going into this game. On the Saint’s ranking going into Week 4: with their All Pro center out and w/o bruiser Taysom Hill available to make those all-important, tough yards for the valuable 1st downs, the Saints are a different team. They need those 2 tough guys in there to remain high in the rankings.
A thought from the past! My dad used to say:
My dad used to tell me similar words to Abraham Lincoln’s below when he brought me as a youngster on house calls with him when he was a TV repairman.
Later in life, some of the pretty young girls who saw me when I was on-call with my dad remembered me. They looked me up once they grew up so fine and lovely. Who knew that they noticed me when I sat silently in their living room or den? Thank God that my dad had taught me to SHUT UP.
A Note About Shutting Up!
The guys below are referring to whom to shut up? De Niro or Trump?
New Orleans (2023) — Am I the only one who sees it? It is not Derek Carr at all. It is the way the coaches stick Taysom Hill in and out at QB totally disrupting Carr’s momentum. They should play Taysom like everyone else… in the conventional, professional football way. He is a wonderful bruiser for those tough yards and valuable first downs. Carr is fine if you stop yanking him in and out for Taysom in the middle of their offensive series. It is juvenile and #bushleague.
Hair Cut
Click the picture to see № 3. I like number 3 and number 7 even though they are all outstanding. Note: My haircut story is about 6 stories down (in this edition). Plus, the link⬇️ for picture №3 might be broken. I am working on the link.
Meanwhile, this is my picture before I got the haircut. ⬇️
Should Donald be touching his daughter like that? I do not think so.
DELERY GAZETTE (October 19, 2022) — Why am I afraid of the New Orleans Saints looking bad on October 20, 2022, on Thursday Night Football? I am afraid because both of their starting quarterbacks are hurt and may play subpar or be in a grand funk.
I remember when the Saints brought QB Andy Dalton in from Chicago to back up Jameis Winston. So, Winston got hurt; then, last week, Dalton hurt his back. He is scheduled to start on Thursday, but is not 100%. Plus, three of our star wide receivers are out. I will keep my fingers crossed that the SAINTS’ win.
New Orleans (Oct. 27, 2022) — Jim Mora, Andy Reed, plus many great, genius coaches emphasize to put your best quarterback in the game. Play the quarterback who gives you the best chance to win, ride with him, stop the in-and-out baloney which derails momentum. At QB you need timing and momentum. Start your best quarterback, and play him exclusively to get “timing” if you want to be a winner. Decide if Taysom Hill is a tight end, a running back, 3rd-string QB or any and all of the other positions. That is fine. However, at QB you need timing to maintain momentum. That is how the great, winningest teams did it. Let’s pull Joe Montana in-and-out all game. THAT WOULD BE STUPID! #JoeCool won 4-for-4 Super Bowls as Mr. Clutch… not with in-and-out silliness, but by staying in the heat of battle and riding with his momentum.
In January of '22 I wrote...
I want to write about the turn of the New Year celebrations and the aftermath that I have been enjoying. New Year’s Eve started out with the arrival of guests at my daughter’s house. I will write more. I have to take a few minutes to reflect on the first days of 2022 for me.
I have some words below from 2021 about NFL running back Adrian Peterson’s release from the Tennessee Titans. For now, I have to look up some stats concerning today’s top 25 College Football Playoff rankings. 1.Georgia. 2. Ohio State. 3. ‘Bama. 4.Cincinnati.
Meanwhile:
My #exWife used to cut my hair; she is very good. My daughter who lives across the lake has trimmed my hair very stylishly too; but who feels like driving across the lake just for a haircut? Plus, my #exWife would “accidentally” stab me in the head occasionally while cutting my hair; and she clips very fast and recklessly around my ears often drawing blood. No, No, No! I do not need her with any sharp instruments anywhere around my head. So, I am looking at stores and on the Internet for nice electric clippers.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10222935441827706&id=1028059611
Gina Lollobrigida was one of the top sex symbols of the 1950’s and 1960’s.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Nov. 2021) — The Tennessee Titans announced Tuesday that they have waived veteran running back #AdrianPeterson. The Titans signed Peterson to the 53-man roster on Nov. 5. He carried the ball 27 times for 82 yards and one TD in 3 games. #WoeIsMe! Could it be his age? https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10222957023967246&id=1028059611
The Tennessee Titans brought future Hall of Fame running back Adrian Peterson aboard to try to fill the gap left by Derrick Henry.
The Titans waived running back Adrian Peterson and signed WR Golden Tate to the practice squad, the team announced.
NFL Network’s Mike Garafolo reported that it’s possible Peterson could return.
Peterson was signed by the Titans in the wake of Derrick Henry’s foot injury, which required surgery and put him on the shelf for most of the regular season.
In three games with Tennessee, Peterson compiled 82 yards off 27 carries and scored one touchdown. The 36-year-old stands fifth on the NFL’s all-time rushing list with 14,902 yards upon his release from the Titans.
Rankings from 2021:
I Have A Dream
TERROR NIGHTS is based on my books TERROR SCROLLS and I HAVE A DREAM found at http://www.fdelery.com. Hopefully, Part II will define some of the keys of the Scrolls that the scholars are divining. The star of the book, Joe, may just be a homicidal maniac.
Here is a picture from the past in my football days. Not too many years after this picture, I lead our school football team to an undefeated season. I was the quarterback (Drew Brees in the making).
That is I on the left..
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1941032769283776&id=273796086007461
This is a cute picture of Melania Trump. I am not sure yet that I will post it to the DELERY GAZETTE. I think this picture was juxtaposed against the pictures of all of the other recent first ladies dressed more formally. I am referring to the picture below of Melania relaxing on the airplane. She is a lovely lady. Yes, Donald is a lucky man.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1938925456161174&id=273796086007461
MELANIA LOOKS LIKE a movie star. Donald made an excellent decision in marrying Melania.
I refer to Donald once again here asking for his support in correcting the NFL ills concerning the New Orleans Saints.
This movie below is based on my book TERROR SCROLLS.
#Bananas and #Bosoms
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — #Doctors say that men over 40 who look at fine, bosomy #women for 10 minutes a day will lengthen their lives. One of the women whom I like to look at is former #1 Charlie Sheen goddess, Bree Olson. Plus, I now learn that this activity is good for my health. I also watch Let’s Make A Deal almost every day in order to view and dream about lovely model and presenter Tiffany Coyne. Everybody wonders why my health is so fantastic and how I look so good.
According to doctors in this study (see link), looking at a lovely, well-endowed woman for 10 minutes a day is the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/doctors-say-looking-busty-women-1107578
The German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at fine women for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.
Bree Olson
“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on aging.
The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.
The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.
Dr Weatherby explained: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
Here are other picture of actress Bree Olson whose visage many men enjoy gazing at:
https://www.instagram.com/p/MTecMvKOaF/?taken-by=verifiedbreeolson
https://www.instagram.com/p/5A-jVIreHB/?taken-by=bree_olsonn_
Another thing that is very healthy is daily consumption of bananas…
Speaking of bananas and tropical stuff… it is Mardi Gras time in New Orleans. Pictured below is the queen of one of the parades and clubs.
Another actress who is very lovely and gets your blood to flowing is Scarlett Johansson.
Do y’all want to see more pictures of me (Ferdie Werdie)? In the meantime, I plan to do some Mardi Gras stuff at which I will take some nice pictures. Speaking of pictures, I am looking over some pictures that I took last year.
Saints’ #WhoDAT Purgatory
NEW ORLEANS (by Ferdie Werdie) — I have doubted the New Orleans Saints for many weeks now; and predicted 8 straight losses. However, #Purgatory? Do I deserve #Saints Purgatory? That is what Who Dats are saying. I guess what goes around, comes around. I am now on “bended knee,” reciting the Catholic “Mea Culpa” prayer of penance. Yes, it is MY FAULT. I confess that I doubted the Saints. Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault! However, I am wearing my black-and-gold pajamas right now; and I promise to wear them every night this week.
My sentence: A Who Dat named Joan told me, “Not so fast!!! The gates are closed to you!!! To gain entry you must 1st go to purgatory & remain there until you are deemed worthy to again be counted in that #! The SAINTS don’t like DAT!”
Saints Cheerleaders
A Cajun Joke, #WhoDat
Since our #WhoDatNation is in such a grand funk this awful Monday, I have decided to put a little smile on your faces. I hope that you enjoy my little joke. I am hurting badly too because the game was stolen from the 5-1 New Orleans Saints. We need a little bit of humor today. The agony of the feet is just too much to bear.
I am hurting badly too because the referees were definitely cheating for the New England Patriots. Those hoes! We should be 6-0 instead of 5-1. I believe in stringing up referees. The REFS from yesterday’s New Orleans Saints vs. Patriots game need to be hung from the nearest Magnolia tree. Those refs definitely stole the game from the Saints.
WHO DAT Fever
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — I am too happy going into Monday morning. Yes, I am in ecstasy. The New Orleans Saints are 3-0, baby. Next Monday on Monday Night Football, the Saints meet the Miami Dolphins who are also undefeated at 3-0. I cannot wait for the game. FIREWORKS, baby!!
Yes, this should be a nice long week of WHO DAT happiness. Next week, either the Saints or the Dolphins will be closing out Monday Night Football at 4-0. Hold onto your hats, Who Dat fans. Geaux Saints!
In other news, the U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp for icon musician Ray Charles.
Never Take Points Off The Board
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — Football Rule #1: Never take points off the board. Once the #Saints scored the early field goal on Sunday, Coach Sean Payton should not have decided to erase the points and go for the touchdown after the penalty (especially running with Mark Ingram). Keep those 3 points on the board, and come back to fight another day. It was those 3 points which almost cost the Saints the game. However, the #WhoDats were good enough on Sunday to overcome that early mistake.
Here below is a movie clip from TERROR NIGHTS based on my book THE TERROR SCROLLS.
Looking at the below picture might make up my mind to buy season tickets for the basketball New Orleans Pelicans.
Below is a clip of the movie Meet the Girls that I am promoting from my book Drive Women Crazy.
Best Draft of 2013
NEW ORLEANS (Gazette) — The BEST DRAFT of 2013 Award was awarded to Dominique Baptiste. Yahoo! Sports awarded its Best Draft 2013 Award on Sunday August 11, 2013, in a ceremony in Gentilly of New Orleans attended by many party goers. The proud father, Ferdie Werdie, said at the festivities, “I am very happy to see that Dominique has learned so much about football from me.”
Best Draft
Record Book
First Draft Award
At the same ceremony: Joined a live draft for the first time goes to…
& Won by: Aida Elsayed, the proud mother of award-winner Dominique.
Date earned: August 11, 2013
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