Kim Kardashian

Kim looks stunning here. In the past, before her pregnancy and engagement to Kanye, I thought of Kim as a gold-digger. I was probably mistaken. However, I am the broken man that I am right now because historically gold-diggers have regularly tried to clean me out :). That’s why I have so many handkerchiefs and kleenex lying around my house to this day from all the tears. haha ..Anyway, in this pic, I’d quickly throw Kim across my waterbed and slop some butter & syrup on her like she is the breakfast of champions. hahaha

P.S. I have not actually had a waterbed since the 1970’s. My point is clearer, however, if I say I’ll throw her on a waterbed :). The butter & syrup image is also more lovely on a waterbed; but I do not know if waterbeds are even made anymore.