#WakanTankan spoke to me while I was still in the #womb in the ambiotic fluid. I have little or no Native #Indian blood in me. However, Wakan Tankan said, "If you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, nothing shall be impossible unto you." Did you know..https://t.co/jvCJx9Y6vzpic.twitter.com/OYpUK2mq2K
An Oldie Post (by Ferdie Werdie) — I am praying for Kim to have a blessed recovery from her marital woes. I heard that Kanye moved out on her, and that is why she filed for divorce.
Kim Kardashian and her “ending” marriage…
DONALD H. TRUMP is up to his old tricks:
It’s an outrageous attempt by Trump to rewrite the history of the insurrection, which he stoked by repeatedly and falsely claiming the 2020 election was stolen from him. https://t.co/NsP4OApsCD
George Armstrong Custer lost his life and everyone’s life in his battalion of the 7th Cavalry at Little Bighorn because he wanted only himself and his troops to attack Sitting Bull’s village. Why? In order to capture young Native girls for his carnal pleasure for the journey back East.
In his previous mission Custer killed everyone in the village except 17 young Native girls whom he dragged back East to rape and to share his tent during the march. All Companies of the 7th Cavalry were supposed to rendezvous at Little Bighorn before attacking, but Custer disobeyed orders because of lust for the Native girls and personal glory. Custer’s body was found with an arrow shoved up his penis which the U.S. Army did not reveal to his wife.
George Armstrong Custer
Hey, y’all, I am having fun filling out my March Madness bracket. I have #8-seed LSU and #2-seed BAMA winning in the 1st Round. I even have BAMA going to the Sweet Sixteen… maybe even the Elite Eight. Some experts think that BAMA will make the Final Four. Once I fill in all the slots on my Times-Picayune sheet, I will go online to finish my online bracket, and maybe win the $millions or a car or a trip. Who Knows? However, most likely not!
Fiŕstly, however, “What is worse than death or insanity”?
My brother-in-law told me a joke about what is worse than death or insanity. I cannot say here because the joke is about a relative. Meanwhile, my cousin laughed when I wrote that I could die or go crazy while experimenting with hypnotism trying to read cosmic messages. She must have thought that I am already crazy.
Damn, Marge!
I say further below what I want Marge to do for me on Thanksgiving.
Now, In Other News...
The seditious acts by the Republican Senators during the period of and around January 6, 2021, is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed peoples and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes.
Meanwhile, moving on to the subject of food...
They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy with Creole Remoulade Sauce pictured below will knock your socks off! Crispy cajun fried shrimp are piled on a french baguette and topped with a creole inspired creamy remoulade sauce creating the most delicious and authentic po’boy you will ever taste outside of NOLA! Served with her New Orleans Beignets , Seafood Gumbo or Shrimp Etouffee for a truly creole inspired meal!”
NOTE: I saw this ad on the Internet and do not know this girl or GRANDBABY-CAKE FOOÐS.
Speaking of Baby Cakes, slide over here, Marge, and give me a big ol” HAPPY THANKSGIVING sweet potato hug.
and back to some scrolls from the past…
GAZETTE (Dec 28, 2020) — 1335 hrs.
Note: I wrote these scrolls (here below) post-election 2020 after Donald Trump lost his re-election for the White House and before he committed treason and insurrection to violently overturn our country.
I write my scrolls at my Gazette desk, then edit them for my next book TERROR SCROOLS II.
Dec. 28, 2020 — 1335 hrs. >>I printed up page 1 of my notes. Now, I have to get my coffee out of the kitchen. Oh, to get back to my birthday steak, gumbo and happiness. I told my daughter, “Gracias, hija”!! Hija is the Spanish word for daughter. She gave me steak and gumbo for my birthday.
1909 hrs. >>I am getting ready to watch some football. I feel the weather getting a little bit cooler. I will put on a hat, and put the heater on medium. I ate a meal with my stomach now cramping up a little bit. I am feeling stress. I am contemplating here on lying down for a brief moment. The Cloud is fuzzy with some of the things which I saved. >>>What happened to the Mardi Gras story? How am I supposed to eat a New Orleans fried seafood po’ boy if I cannot eat bread or fried foods because of my diabetes?
Conundrum!
December 29, 2020
1544 hrs. >>Getting ready to watch a movie. I want some sweets. Without sweets life is rough!!
December 30, 2020
0347 hrs. >>I ate a nice roast dinner last night. This morning, I will fix a protein shake for my breakfast. I am shaking up some briefs in a wash tub presently. I also rinsed out some jeans, and will find out how they come out after hanging… if the rinse worked.
I am still not figuring out how to work this cloud thing correctly. I am sure that I will figure it out. When?
1053 hrs. >>Jeans. Drop off the envelop by mama.
December 31, 2020
1126 hrs. >>get ready to go to the New Year’s Eve Extravaganzas. I am watching 5 Gates to Hell in the meantime.
Reason sleeps. The monsters come.
January 1, 2021
1527 hrs. >>My insides are messed up today; I sipped on 1/2 glass of White Lightning Moonshine yesterday. I am turning into a lightweight. >>The Rose Bowl is coming on in 29 minutes. I might enjoy that. I have to figure out how to transfer my writings from my touch screen to the 2020 computer. One idea is to copy it onto DELERY GAZETTE as a draft. My plan is to print a page out once it reaches the 9.5 mark. However, to send a digital copy to 2020, I will put the digits on DELERY GAZETTE.
January 2, 2021
0446 hrs. >>Everything is all messed up. I moved some files from my A6 phone, but then it looked like it shut down. Now I am moving some files to the Samsung Cloud. I do not know if I will ever see these files again. I put the chip in the computer, but it never did show up in the folder. I have to lie down for a minute because I am cold and feeling tired.
1123 hrs. >>Looks like I cleared some files to give myself some free memory on my A6 phone, Now, I will check the papers to see what games are on TV. Meeting in the championship game next week will be OHIO and ‘BAMA.
1858 hrs. >>I texted my daughter to wish her Happy Birthday. This evening is a boring affair. The Pelicans are on TV, but I flipped to the DNA show. Sigourney Weaver is one of the guests. I did not remember her being 6 feet tall. She is Scottish and English. Tomorrow has several excellent football games coming. I want to take a break from writing mystery stories to write some biographical stuff.
I was born December 27, 19??. ?? is a year that I love. Numbers and how they fall have a lot to do with much that I base things on. Some of my favorite things have the number ?? intertwined in them in some way. History comes to life once you start delving into some of the things that lie on the surface. That is how different layers of your life begin to unwrap. 1818 hrs. >>The SAINTS look like they will be the 2nd seed which will play Chicago in Round 1 of the playoffs. Tampa vs. Wash; Seattle vs. Rams.
January 3, 2021 2156 hrs.
Okay, the Saints are on their way. Next Sunday will be fun. What the hell is going on out there? I am having a little bit of trouble typing because I have a bandage on my right index finger. I cut it on a piece of glass leaving a gash. Meanwhile, since this football squeezed my day, I will try to find something good to watch on TV.
2317 hrs. >>I am getting closer to understanding the saving of this digital stuff. Meanwhile, I am going to save some more of the pictures from my phone.
So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken.
Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus.
I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.
Two heads are better than one.
Okay, I hope that you are beginning to catch my drift a little. Here is another example of a person who could improve my one-headed existance with the help of an additional head to prove that two heads are better than one.
Yes, that is another example
Before I get back to my original point, I wanted to say that I would be doing much better if I had another head thinking with me. To expound, I post here a video that taught me a lesson on better handling situations when I am caught alone with only one head to think with.
Now, back to my original point. The link below shows Charlize as she grew through the various stages of her life until she reached adulthood. Then, is a nice current picture of Charlize. I think that you see why I need her to help me to think better. It will be double the thinking power.
DELERY GAZETTE (April 30, 2022) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in high school (L) and grammar school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in junior high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project. Since we are in “festival season” in Louisiana, I will bring a sack of crawfish, a sack of crabs and my crawfish boiling pot and burner to their house for them to boil a delicious seafood boil for me and them.
My granddaughters.
Here is a clip of Halfa’ Pint that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! Plus, the movie trailer below the clip is from my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!
This is a movie clip (below) that is a trailer from my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY. I hope to remake the movie with newer themes for this later generation.
Women who heard about my book eventually piled up on me and “flipped the script” in order to win the rubber match (like Ali’s Thrilla In Manilla, except I lost). Now that I am old, I am not driving women crazy. I stay locked up in my house, dreaming and longing for the good old days. I might write a new book before I die and maybe call it WOMEN WERE FERDIE’S DOWNFALL!
This is the movie (below) that I posted. However, I am having trouble getting the link to work. So, I posted the above video so that in the meantime you can watch that until I get the link to the movie to work.
Also, I am very interested in writing about the climate in this country that Donald Trump has brought upon us. I do not know if any president has ever taken America so close to the brink. Anyway…
After you finish watching the clip, I also wanted you to hear O.J. Simpson’s latest video on Twitter.
This lady is fine, and I have become a big fan of hers. She might be on a series on TV presently, but I do not know the name of the show. I am waiting to see if she comes out in any movies in the near future. Her star is rising.
This is another foxy lady whom I admire. I have not seen her much on the Internet lately, but I will search to see if she retired or what. I used to see her regularly enough on the Internet. If I can find out some information on her, I will come back in and let you know. Maybe, she retired.
What you have below are my stories and articles. I also show a list of my articles and drafts so that you may read any of my previous stories that you like. Have fun reading what I write.
One of my first thoughts was that Zion Williamson will start for the NEW ORLEANS PELICANS TONIGHT… which I wrote on his first night back from 44 games lost to injury.
I played my trumpet with the Jesuit alumni band at the Jesuit vs. Holy Cross game on Friday, Octobet, 4, 2019. Oh, what a night!
I played my trumpet with the Jesuit New Orleans alumni band.
It was the 100-year anniversary of the rivalry. There was a ceremony after the game with fireworks and award presentation. Jesuit walked away with the trophy for the victory.
I will explain about the pictured alligator later. Plus, below, I write how I answered Carl (my brother) about my temperament when I played in the band at the games in high school.
In the clip here, I recently played my trumpet with the alumni band at homecoming. This clip shows the current band members marching back into the stands after their halftime performance.
The memory that I mentioned was: I punched a band member down the stands in high school. On Friday night recently, October 4, I played with my alumni band at a game. My brother, Carl, said, “Don’t have flashbacks and knock someone down the stands.”
LOL… Carl, I was totally thinking about that high school incident yesterday. Daddy was at that game, saw the guy tumbling down the stands, walked up to me, shook my hand and said how proud he was of me. I was a sophomore and the guy I punched was the “lead” trumpet player and a senior. The lead trumpet player nastily told me after the game to stop playing my trumpet with all the fancy notes b/c he was the “lead trumpeter.” I punched him out, sending him rolling down the stands. Daddy saw the whole thing and shook my hand because he was so proud of me for “taking on” this bully. Some people say that I am lying (particularly about daddy), but it is 100% true. Hey, man, I am Ferd III… chip off the ol’ block. In fact, I de-escalated/”neutralized” many enemies throughout the years.
Oh, my God! #MitchMcConnell is a #dirtyrat. That cheese-eating son-of-a-gun has been shutting down everything in our country for the last 10-1/2 years.
Bettie Page has to be the most prolific pinup queen ever. She has a great, unending volumn of pictures. The Los Angeles Timeswrote: “Page was most famous for the estimated 20,000 4-by-5-inch black-and-white glossy photographs taken by amateur shutterbugs from 1949 to 1957. The photos showed her in high heels and bikinis or negligees, bondage apparel–or nothing at all.”
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