Two Heads And Charlize

I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.

Two heads are better than one.

Okay, I hope that you are beginning to catch my drift a little. Here is another example of a person who could improve my one-headed existance with the help of an additional head to prove that two heads are better than one.

Yes, that is another example

Before I get back to my original point, I wanted to say that I would be doing much better if I had another head thinking with me. To expound, I post here a video that taught me a lesson on better handling situations when I am caught alone with only one head to think with.

https://twitter.com/ferdiewerdie/status/1265753653027241986?s=19

Now, back to my original point. The link below shows Charlize as she grew through the various stages of her life until she reached adulthood. Then, is a nice current picture of Charlize. I think that you see why I need her to help me to think better. It will be double the thinking power.

https://twitter.com/charlixze/status/1291574611663036416?s=09

Charlize

When I get more time I will explain more. Meanwhile, here is a video at which I guarantee that you will laugh.

This girl below has prettier legs than the real Marilyn Monroe.

Watch “My Movie” on YouTube

DELERY GAZETTE (April 30, 2022) — These are 2 of my granddaughters who are now in high school (L) and grammar school (r). Their sister (the middle one, Dori) is now in junior high school. She is always busy outside enjoying sports or in the back yard in the middle of a project.  Since we are in “festival season” in Louisiana, I will bring a sack of crawfish, a sack of crabs and my crawfish boiling pot and burner to their house for them to boil a delicious seafood boil for me and them.

My granddaughters.

Here is a clip of Halfa’ Pint that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! Plus, the movie trailer below the clip is from my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!

This is a movie clip (below) that is a trailer from my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY. I hope to remake the movie with newer themes for this later generation.

This is a clip from my book DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!

Women who heard about my book eventually piled up on me and “flipped the script” in order to win the rubber match (like Ali’s Thrilla In Manilla, except I lost). Now that I am old, I am not driving women crazy. I stay locked up in my house, dreaming and longing for the good old days. I might write a new book before I die and maybe call it WOMEN WERE FERDIE’S DOWNFALL!

This is the movie (below) that I posted. However, I am having trouble getting the link to work. So, I posted the above video so that in the meantime you can watch that until I get the link to the movie to work.

https://youtu.be/bFzZQo76Mn

Also, I am very interested in writing about the climate in this country that Donald Trump has brought upon us. I do not know if any president has ever taken America so close to the brink. Anyway… 

After you finish watching the clip, I also wanted you to hear O.J. Simpson’s latest video on Twitter.

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This lady is fine, and I have become  a big fan of hers. She might be on a series on TV presently, but I do not know the name of the show. I am waiting to see if she comes out in any movies in the near future. Her star is rising.

This is another foxy lady whom I admire. I have not seen her much on the Internet lately, but I will search to see if she retired or what. I used to see her regularly enough on the Internet. If I can find out some information on her, I will come back in and let you know. Maybe, she retired.

Zion

What you have below are my stories and articles. I also show a list of my articles and drafts so that you may read any of my previous stories that you like. Have fun reading what I write.

One of my first thoughts was that Zion Williamson will start for the NEW ORLEANS PELICANS TONIGHT… which I wrote on his first night back from 44 games lost to injury.

What are people thinking about the lousy Republicans allowing no witnesses? Just wondering!


D Do you see what the Republicans are doing to justice?

Do you see what the Republicans are doing?

I Played My Trumpet

I played my trumpet with the Jesuit alumni band at the Jesuit vs. Holy Cross game on Friday, Octobet, 4, 2019. Oh, what a night!

I played my trumpet with the Jesuit New Orleans alumni band.

It was the 100-year anniversary of the rivalry. There was a ceremony after the game with fireworks and award presentation. Jesuit walked away with the trophy for the victory.

Me On Trumpet

I will explain about the pictured alligator later. Plus, below, I write how I answered Carl (my brother) about my temperament when I played in the band at the games in high school.

In the clip here, I recently played my trumpet with the alumni band at homecoming. This clip shows the current band members marching back into the stands after their halftime performance.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10217155812580587&id=1028059611

The memory that I mentioned was: I punched a band member down the stands in high school. On Friday night recently, October 4, I played with my alumni band at a game. My brother, Carl, said, “Don’t have flashbacks and knock someone down the stands.”

LOL… Carl, I was totally thinking about that high school incident yesterday. Daddy was at that game, saw the guy tumbling down the stands, walked up to me, shook my hand and said how proud he was of me. I was a sophomore and the guy I punched was the “lead” trumpet player and a senior. The lead trumpet player nastily told me after the game to stop playing my trumpet with all the fancy notes b/c he was the “lead trumpeter.” I punched him out, sending him rolling down the stands. Daddy saw the whole thing and shook my hand because he was so proud of me for “taking on” this bully. Some people say that I am lying (particularly about daddy), but it is 100% true. Hey, man, I am Ferd III… chip off the ol’ block. In fact, I de-escalated/”neutralized” many enemies throughout the years.

Watch “My Movie – Part 1” on YouTube

https://youtu.be/bFzZQo76Mn

Meanwhile, I am so shook up. This lady is too fine. Oh, my goodness!

After you finish watching my movie, I also wanted you to hear O.J. Simpson’s latest video on Twitter.

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Mitch McConnell Sucks!

Oh, my God! #MitchMcConnell is a #dirtyrat. That cheese-eating son-of-a-gun has been shutting down everything in our country for the last 10-1/2 years.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/americanunity/permalink/2289476288049696/?sfnsn=mo

Bettie Page has to be the most prolific pinup queen ever. She has a great, unending volumn of pictures. The Los Angeles Times wrote: “Page was most famous for the estimated 20,000 4-by-5-inch black-and-white glossy photographs taken by amateur shutterbugs from 1949 to 1957. The photos showed her in high heels and bikinis or negligees, bondage apparel–or nothing at all.”

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Justice for New Orleans Saints

Bring Roger Goodell to trial! A Louisiana State Civil District Court judge has ordered NFL Commissioner Goodell and 3 refs who cheated the New Orleans Saints in the NFC championship game to appear in court to testify.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1552333881595668&id=271017456393990

This picture shows me in a recent photo dressed in my real apparel. Yes, WHO DAT!
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2472294019494029&id=195142783875842

The Geronimo Story

I WANT TO MENTION to my readers that I am presently reading the autobiography of Geronimo. Geronimo died in 1909 imprisoned on an Indian reservation in Oklahoma. A Mexican army attack killed his first wife and 3 toddler children when he was very young… thus, sparking the beginnings of his military raids.

So far in the book, I am surprised to learn that most of Geronimo’s raids were into Mexico. He fought the Americans mostly at the end of his career.

In other news, I have heard many people say that the ugliness of today’s Republican Party proves they will do anything to protect the presidency of Donald Trump.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10214942465256203&id=1265528914

Note About Girl

Dear cedric.o.garrett >>when it comes to me, you are rather perceptive like my brother is. Working with me for so many years, you can often “read” below the surface of things that I say 🙂. My brother often “calls me out” on things that other people do not see. The photo that I wanted to post below is in my files on my office phone. I was too lazy to transfer it here; so, I just “posted” something (anything related) from my files on this. Very good, Cedric. You impress me like my brother often does 😎. I could not put it past you. The picture does not match with the words unless you translate deeper.

She (below) is the “someone” who came over with medicine for me.

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Very lovely!

Who is She?

MEANWHILE, A MEMORY:
I remember what it took to wrap up the manuscript of my book I HAVE A DREAM!
I would have had a shortened career at my job years ago if someone did not speak up “bigly” for me. Security chased me down once when I ran past the gate to punch in on time. Rushing in, I forgot to show my badge. Security thought that I was 007 crashing the gates like I did. My manager desperately came running up to us at the clock to verify that I worked for him. I told him that at least I punched in on time. The guards were a hair breath away from dragging me out by my ankles 🙂. I was one lucky son of a gun that my manager “rescued” me and spoke up quickly for me. I went straight to my desk and put the finishing touches on my book I HAVE A DREAM! We went to the presses with it, and got it published. For a whille it was even on display and sold at the bookstore at the MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR., NATIONAL HISTORICAL PARK in Atlanta, Georgia.

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I WANT TO MENTION to my readers that I am presently reading the autobiography of Geronimo. Geronimo died in 1909 imprisoned on an Indian reservation in Oklahoma. A Mexican army attack killed his first wife and 3 toddler children when he was very young sparking the beginnings of his military raids.