Latest Scrolls

I wrote here my latest Scrolls from my daily Captain’s Log. I will edit it as I go, after I publish it. Remember that the pandemic is going on, and I spend most of my time indoors. I just wanted to get an article published. Please understand. 20August2021

19July2021, Mon. — start of this session

1120 hrs. >>Still no keys. UPDATE: I have since found my keys. 1137 hrs. No eggs, no receipt. I bought eggs, but could not find them at home or the receipt to check if the clerk actually rang them up.

19July2021, Mon.

1318 hrs. >>tuna. 1728 hs. >>ate, now evening news.

20July2021, Tue.

0450 hrs. >>A dream: Upstairs in the high bay at my job. A lot of the new people were in Cell J Control room. 0947 hrs. need to get to grocery. >>Suborbital means that you are not in orbit.

2048 hrs. >>NBA finals.

So tall!

21July2021, Wed.

1203 hrs. >>no more basketball. I have to start studying baseball. 2154 hrs. >>Since New Orleans does not have Major League Baseball team, I like the Mets so far.

22July2021, Thu.

0724 hrs. >>cut grass. still sick. 1123 hrs. >>still sick. Sour stomach. Baseball. 1449 hrs. >>ate meat loaf @1441. ate soup @1922.

23July2021, Fri.

0912 hrs. >>phone is dead. 1250 hrs. >>ate tuna @1241. 1656 hrs. >>pot pie @1646, 

24July2021, Sat.

1254 hrs. >>Arizona vs. Cubs baseball game. 1627 hrs. >>Yankees vs. Boston. 2146 hrs. >>soup and sandwich. 

25July2021, Sun.

1118 hrs. >>that fried chicken damn near killed me. 1454 hrs. >>pains in my side, heart and stomach might be from eating too many peanuts. 2229 hrs. >>figuring out what to eat since I got sick this morning.>> 

26July2021, Mon.

0644 hrs. still have not found dentures. 1534 hrs. >>bns.tuna, ice cream @1742. 2358 hrs. >>Eating cheese.

27July2021. Tue.

0911 hrs. >>breakfast. 1719 hrs. >>watching the news. 

28July2021, Wed.

0013 hrs. >>I am watching a jazz documentary – the blues. 0848 hrs. >>need to add another story.

1151 >>cheese and turkey sandwich.

29July2021, Thu.

0818 hrs. >>I dreamt about the paint at the bottom of the pillars on my house. 1612 hrs. >>I found my dentures. 1832 hrs. >>rinsing out some briefs. 2341 hrs, I caught a few winks. Looking for some TV now. I am watching some of the olympics.

30July2021, Fri.

0045 hrs. >>BMX racing. The mens BMX racer from nevada crashed and was taken to the hospital.

2028 hrs. >>I am watching In and Out

31July2021, Sat.

0803 hrs. >>breakfast, now movie. 1538 hrs. >>watch some baseball.

01August2021, Sun.

1041 hrs. >>I am watching Midway. I had soup and fried eggs. 

Cut My Lawn

26April2021

I want to thank my readers and subscribers for visiting the DELERY GAZETTE to read a little bit. There are some things in the news that I want to touch upon. I will add to this article as I write my thoughts on some of those issues. I want to write about the Academy Awards which everyone is chiming in on. While I am waiting on the NFL draft on April 29 I have been watching some volley ball.

…the players themselves had fun.

Now, here are some of the Scrolls that I am writing in my “Captain’s Log” from my desk. I posted them here raw and just like I wrote them. If you have questions you can ask them in the comments box at the bottom of the post. Thank you!

These are some of my recent Scrolls for my next book:

These Scrolls which I originally wrote in my Captain’s Log at my desk are now more-or-less rough drafts of what I want to enter into my book. I will do much editing and cutting before they are “book ready.”

14April2021, Wed.

0827 hrs. >>It is supposed to rain this morning. I ate breakfast and drank coffee already. I want to put another intro at the top before I publish the book. They say quad summer. What in-the-hell is Quad Summer? This must be some kind of New York thing or something like that. >>>Maybe I will go off to vote today.

2033 htrs. >>I am watching the PELS as they go into the 4th quarter. With 9 mins. left in the game, it looks like the PELS are going down.

15April2021, Thurs.

1512 hrs. >>What is the news today? Firstly, I will look in the fridge to see what I have to eat. Meanwhile, I saw this picture which made me happy.

Nice picture.

16April2021, Fri.

1007 hrs. >>CNN is talking about notifying the families of the dead in Indianapolis. 1124 hrs. >>pork chop, roast, taters, greens. >>>Movie… please. >>I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made.

2343 >>peanut butter. Yes, that is my savior sometimes. I do not even always need jelly. Plus, I have read that peanut butter is very healthy… almost like a medicine.

17April2021, Sat.

1400 hrs. >>peanut butter and jelly. Shower. 1643 hrs. >>heading to mandeville

20April2021 Tues.

0853 hrs. waiting on meal delivery. Put on some grass-cutting clothes. 1547 hrs. >>Waiting on the verdict in the murder trial of Derek Chauvin. I just found out that Chauvin has been out on bail during the trial. 1956 hrs. >>I am watching the Pelicans. I will probably turn the game off with 2 to 3 minutes left. I surely do not want to watch the PELS lose the lead and lose another game. My opinion: the PELS will not make the PLAY IN. They lose too many huge leads to lose the game in the end.

21April2021, Wed.

0955 hrs. >>Feeling pains in my side like kidney stones. Meanwhile, there is nothing like a good laugh to take the edge off the pain a little bit: 

2127 hrs. >>since the PELS are kind of suckie right now I have, for solace, started following teams with the many former PELS  who are thriving this season. RIght now on TV is guard Frank Jackson who is looking so good for the PISTONS. One who totally has me happy who knocked the pels in their ass twice the last 2 weeks, crippling their run for the playoffs. 2307 hrs. >>Treme is America’s oldest African-American neighborhood. 0127 hrs. Werewolf. Ali Boo-ma-yeah! Bomaye! Rumble in the jungle. >>I will get the tools out that I need. As soon as it gets bright, I plan to go outside. I guess it will be in about 3 hours. I will find my shoes now.

22April2021, Thurs.

1237 hrs. >>It is now bright outside. I see coffee in the next few minutes. 2254 hrs. >>I cut some on the grass. I will do more tomorrow.

23April2021, Fri. >>needing to find the newspaper for the sports. TGIIF! 

25April2021, Sat.  0150 hrs. >>Weak movie choices. Cut grass in the morning. 0255 hrs. >>Did chicken, nuggets, vegetables, noodles. 0656 hrs. >>Keep scrolling until an answer comes. I sure wish that I can find fish. 0746 >>Ingress. I am aiming at egress soon (leaving the house).  

Note Early Years

Seeing this yearbook picture brought back many memories. I am at the top, left. Once I hit college, I grew my hair longer and was like a run-away freight train on the loose. All of the many pretty girls at the U. of New Orleans drove me crazy. I heard my dad tell his friends on several occasions, “That boy better slow down with those girls before he hurts himself.” Now-a-days in the twilight years of my life, I lie down in bed at night racked with guilt. I want to say that I am sorry. It was not until I was older that I learned that you are supposed to save yourself for marriage. No one ever told me that the Church commands us to avoid pre-marital shenanigans. Who knew? I cry in bed at night sometimes wanting to say, “I am sorry…” to all of God’s sweet creatures who put their hearts into my hands.

When I was in high school I was more serious and reserved. The only thing that is the same now is my music. I changed 180 degrees after I took drama and speech electives at the U. of New Orleans. I was in some plays, and more-or-less changed. Yes, I obtained a sense of comedy.

My senior yearbook.

Seeing my senior picture also reminded me that I wake up at night sometimes in a cold sweat wishing to God that I could express my sincere “mea culpas” to the women. MEA MAXIMA CULPA, as the Catholic repentance goes! Maybe in heaven I will be able to have my apologies reach the right ears. In the Old Testament they did penance with ashes covering their brows and wearing torn garments. FORGIVE ME, WOMEN OF THE WORLD!!!… for I know not what I do!

I guarantee you that James Franco could successfully play James Dean in a bio pic (if he has not already done so). I just flipped to the movie GIANT from 1956 and James Dean looks just like Franco.

Question, A RETWEET: When it comes to women, what would I prefer? A teenie bit of #romance, and a pocket full of #money; or hot romance, and my money flying out of my pockets willie-nillie? My answer…

Drewwwwww!!

Less Butter

Someone told me to start using spray butter sometimes instead of the sticks. Why? I will then eat less butter, and lose unnecessary weight.

Spray butter means less weight.

Marvelous are your (the Lord’s) works. And That my soul knows full well. Psalm 139:14

When did the Lord first speak to me?

I am praying for Kim to have a blessed recovery from her marital woes. I heard that Kanye moved out on her, and that is why she filed for divorce.

Kim Kardashian and her “ending” marriage…

DONALD H. TRUMP is up to his old tricks:

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George Armstrong Custer lost his life and everyone’s life in his battalion of the 7th Cavalry at Little Bighorn because he wanted only himself and his troops to attack Sitting Bull’s village. Why? In order to capture young Native girls for his carnal pleasure for the journey back East.

In his previous mission Custer killed everyone in the village except 17 young Native girls whom he dragged back East to rape and to share his tent during the march. All Companies of the 7th Cavalry were supposed to rendezvous at Little Bighorn before attacking, but Custer disobeyed orders because of lust for the Native girls and personal glory. Custer’s body was found with an arrow shoved up his penis which the U.S. Army did not reveal to his wife.

George Armstrong Custer

Hey, y’all, I am having fun filling out my March Madness bracket. I have #8-seed LSU and #2-seed BAMA winning in the 1st Round. I even have BAMA going to the Sweet Sixteen… maybe even the Elite Eight. Some experts think that BAMA will make the Final Four. Once I fill in all the slots on my Times-Picayune sheet, I will go online to finish my online bracket, and maybe win the $millions or a car or a trip. Who Knows? However, most likely not!

I am doing my bracket

Here is the schedule:

https://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-men/article/2021-march-madness-schedule

This video (below) is too funny. Just like a cat. It is almost amazing how typical it acts.

Sitting Wolf

My Indian name is Sitting Wolf. I may have a little Indian blood in my roots, but I also have some French-Cajun ancestors who fought with Sitting Bull at the Battle of the Little Bighorn. They wore their Mardi Gras Indian costumes and blended in with the Native Indians. My ancestors were angry about how the Yankees were carpetbagging in Louisiana after the Civil War. The name Sitting Wolf passed down to me similarly to what I explained in my article at DeleryGazette.com entitled King Farouk III. https://delerygazette.org/2020/11/02/king-farouk-iii/

About my ascendency to the throne of the ancient King Farouk Dynasty which I explain in the article, I succeeded Fuad II who was the ninth mystical ruler of the ancient Muhammad Ali Dynasty and am in the lineage of the penultimate King of Mount Zion on the Caribbean Sea.

Sitting Wolf

Sitting Bull posing below with Buffalo Bill, 1885

Buffalo Bill, known for his Wild West Show that featured Native American men and women, struck a partnership with Sitting Bull in 1885 when Sitting Bull performed on his show for several months. Sitting Bull lead his people against the US government at the Battle of Little Bighorn (among other battles).

Sitting Bill and Wild Bill

After he left Bill’s show, the two remained friends that lasted until the end of their respective lives. Sitting Bull ended up going back to his tribe after the show in support of his tribe’s Ghost Dance movement which the United States looked upon as insubordination. The U.S. ended the tribe’s Ghost Dance ceremony with a massacre of the Indians.

Arapaho woman called ‘Pretty Nose’ sitting for her portrait at Fort Keogh, Montana, 1879

A photographer captured this image of Pretty Nose, a woman who was a member of the Arapaho tribe who was a war chief who took part in the Battle of Little Bighorn. 

Pretty Nose

There are those who stated that she was a member of the Cheyenne tribe, but what she wore identified her as Arapaho, thanks to the black, red, and white cuffs adorning her. She lived well into old age, so much so that she was able to see her grandson, Mark Soldier Wolf, become an elder of the Arapaho tribe. 

That American war plane looks beautiful flying off of the battleship on its way to mete out some American justice. Where are all of those great American heroes from back then who now would surely not allow these deplorables and sedtionists to drive a stake into the heart of our American justice.

… red-blooded thoughts about this warplane headed off to mete out some good ol’ red-blooded American justice.

My Jambalaya!

This is my jambalaya.

My Cooking is Often Ruff.

Shockingly, I have not poisoned myself yet with my cooking during the pandemic. Normally, in regular times, one of my loved ones (like my #ex-wife, my daughters, my son-in-law, etc.) invites me over for pork chops, steaks, lasagna, grilled ribs, gumbo, shrimp stew and such… on almost a daily basis. Or else, every day I drive to one of my favorite creole/cajun restaurants for #worldfamous food… I cook at home often too if necessary. However, my cooking could gag a maggot; but you “got to do what you got to do.” Oh, I forgot, my sister Karen too brings over/ drops off her fine cuisine sometimes too… or my brother Carl and his wife pick me up every morning for lunch when they are in town. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10221056963626925&id=1028059611&sfnsn=mo

This is known as my crawfish pie.

Best New Orleans PoBoy

The seditious acts by the Republican Senators today is the work of a priviledged class of irresponsible despots, authorized tyrants and bloodsuckers who fasten upon the flesh of oppressed blacks and draw political power and consequence from the gall of their penultimate legalistic jiglisms and crimes.

They say, “This Authentic New Orleans Shrimp Po’ Boy with Creole Remoulade Sauce pictured below will knock your socks off!  Crispy cajun fried shrimp are piled on a french baguette and topped with a creole inspired creamy remoulade sauce creating the most delicious and authentic po’boy you will ever taste outside of NOLA!  Served with my New Orleans Beignets , Seafood Gumbo or Shrimp Etouffee for a truly creole inspired meal!”

They say, “The best!” 
Grandbaby-Cakes

        taste Grandbaby-Cakes food

I will try her Po’ Boy!

Shrimp Po’ Boys at Baby Cakes.

THE BEST SHRIMP PO’ BOY RECIPE WITH REMOULADE SAUCE! Find it at:

https://grandbaby-cakes.com/shrimp-po-boy/

December 28, 2020                                   1335 hrs.

>>I printed up page 1 of my notes. Now, I have to get my coffee out of the kitchen. Oh, to get back to my birthday steak, gumbo and happiness. I told my daughter, “Gracias, hija”!! Hija is the Spanish word for daughter.

1909 hrs. >>I am getting ready to watch some football. I feel the weather getting a little bit cooler. I will put on a hat, and put the heater on medium. I ate a meal with my stomach now cramping up a little bit. I am feeling stress. I am contemplating here on lying down for a brief moment. The cloud is fuzzy with some of the things which I saved. >>>What happened to the Mardi Gras story? How am I supposed to eat a New Orleans fried seafood po’ boy if I cannt eat bread or fried foods?

Conundrum!

December 29, 2020

1544 hrs. >>Getting ready to watch a movie. I want some sweets. Without sweets life is rough!!

December 30, 2020

0347 hrs. >>I ate a nice roast dinner last night. This morning, I will fix a protein shake for my breakfast. I am shaking up some briefs in a wash tub presently. I also rinsed out some jeans, and will find out how they come out after hanging… if the rinse worked.

I am still not figuring out how to work this cloud thing correctly. I am sure that I will figure it out. When?

1053 hrs. >>Jeans. Drop off the envelop by mama.

December 31, 2020

1126 hrs. >>get ready to go to the New Year’s Eve Extravaganzas. I am watching 5 Gates to Hell in the meantime.

Reason sleeps. The monsters come.

January 1, 2021

1527 hrs. >>My insides are messed up today; I sipped on 1/2 glass of White Lightning Moonshine yesterday. I am turning into a lightweight. >>The Rose Bowl is coming on in 29 minutes. I might enjoy that. I have to figure out how to transfer my writings from my touch screen to the 2020 computer. One idea is to copy it onto DELERY GAZETTE as a draft. My plan is to print a page out once it reaches the 9.5 mark. However, to send a digital copy to 2020, I will put the digits on DELERY GAZETTE.

January 2, 2021

0446 hrs. >>Everything is all messed up. I moved some files from my A6 phone, but then it looked like it shut down. Now I am moving some files to the Samsung Cloud. I do not know if I will ever see these files again. I put the chip in the computer, but it never did show up in the folder. I have to lie down for a minute because I am cold and feeling tired.

1123 hrs. >>Looks like I cleared some files to give myself some free memory on my A6 phone, Now, I will check the papers to see what games are on TV. Meeting in the championship game next week will be OHIO and ‘BAMA.

1858 hrs. >>I texted my daughter to wish her Happy Birthday. This evening is a boring affair. The Pelicans are on TV, but I flipped to the DNA show. Sigourney Weaver is one of the guests. I did not remember her being 6 feet tall. She is Scottish and English. Tomorrow has several excellent football games coming. I want to take a break from writing mystery stories to write some biographical stuff.

I was born December 27, 19??. ?? is a year that I love. Numbers and how they fall have a lot to do with much that I base things on. Some of my favorite things have the number ?? intertwined in them in some way. History comes to life once you start delving into some of the things that lie on the surface. That is how different layers of your life begin to unwrap. 1818 hrs. >>The SAINTS look like they will be the 2nd seed which will play Chicago in Round 1 of the playoffs. Tampa vs. Wash; Seattle vs. Rams.

January 3, 2021 2156 hrs.

Okay, the Saints are on their way. Next Sunday will be fun. What the hell is going on out there? I am having a little bit of trouble typing because I have a bandage on my right index finger. I cut it on a piece of glass leaving a gash. Meanwhile, since this football squeezed my day, I will try to find something good to watch on TV.

2317 hrs. >>I am getting closer to understanding the saving of this digital stuff. Meanwhile, I am going to save some more of the pictures from my phone.

Oh, no. Kim and Kanye are headed for divorce. https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1346593613887766528?s=19

Oh no… not Kim and Kayne?

Reminder: Click the below link for the shrimp po’ boy. THE BEST SHRIMP PO’ BOY RECIPE WITH REMOULADE SAUCE!

The First Chicken

So, two birds that weren’t really chickens created and hatched a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken.

Research by the Chinese has confirmed one of Darwin’s chief arguments about the chicken: It descended from the red jungle fowl aka the Gallus gallus spadiceus.

QUESTION: What did the chicken ask before she crossed the street?
ANSWER: She asked, “What came first… the chicken or the egg”?
https://twitter.com/Jesus_HW_Christ/status/1336932612305203202?s=19

Also read: THE LAST HURRICANE

Jayne Mansfield was killed outside of New Orleans in 1967.

Oh, my God! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! https://twitter.com/Ferd3desk/status/1343625681691963396?s=19

King Farouk III

My name is King Farouk III of the Werdie Dynasty, ruler of the Mountains of Zion in the old country on the Caribbean Sea. I, King FaroukFerdie the WerdieIII, dabble in THE WRATH OF GOD, and have succeeded Fuad II.

Farouk III (/fəˈruːk/Arabic: فاروق الأول‎ Fārūq al-Awwal; (27 December 19XX – present) is the 10th mystical ruler of the BOSCOVILLE from the Muhammad Ali dynasty and the penultimate King of MOUNT ZION on the Caribbean Sea, succeeding his father, Fuad II, in 2010.

…AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!

I recently read some local New Orleans history about Mayor Victor H. Schiro which I found to be very interesting. Schiro was mayor of New Orleans from 1961 to 1970, and raised some feathers during his term. Click the link to see what I discovered:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220654956737004&id=1028059611

Mayor Victor H. Schiro of N’wlins.

At a party one night, I do not know how, but I wound up in the vicinity  where my #ex-wife was sitting. I heard her telling someone that I am obsessed with her and that I am stalking her. It is not all that! I will tell you what is going on: All I am doing is laying back in the gap playing Mr. Cool waiting for one night when she has one too many drinks and asks me to lay something heavy duty on her for old times sake. She might say, “Ferdie, give me what you know that I need.” I want to be right there, Johnny on the spot, ready like Freddie to do what I do best. It is like when I was a Boy Scout… always prepared.

Always prepared!

One of John Brown’s captured men at Harpers Ferry U.S. Armory “ratted” on Frederick Douglass implicating him in the planning stages of the raid.

Donald Trump likes to grab ’em by the bleep. Well, look at what happened on election day…

I am almost thinking about cancelling my Twitter account if they keep letting Donald “Dummy” Trump tweet all of those lies and baloney. Cut Trump’s account off! His lies are not healthy for the country. Also, please hang Rudy Giuliani by his family jewels. I am sick of looking at his ugly face too.

Dear Lord, please evaporate Donald Trump.

Poor ol’ Frederick Douglass had to flee from America in 1859 to avoid the gallows with abolitionist John Brown.

Escaping from the gallows.

Douglass eventually caught a boat further escaping to England.                         

Now, 161 years later, the struggle continues in earnest. OH MY GOD!!!

2020 Presidential Election

Two Heads And Charlize

I recently said that I was going to explain “Two Heads Are Better Than One” which I said about the video below. If I had Charlize Theron living with me, I would get further along with my life and with things that need to be done. Charlize came to mind when I was trying to figure out how to explain my statement.

Two heads are better than one.

Okay, I hope that you are beginning to catch my drift a little. Here is another example of a person who could improve my one-headed existance with the help of an additional head to prove that two heads are better than one.

Yes, that is another example

Before I get back to my original point, I wanted to say that I would be doing much better if I had another head thinking with me. To expound, I post here a video that taught me a lesson on better handling situations when I am caught alone with only one head to think with.

Now, back to my original point. The link below shows Charlize as she grew through the various stages of her life until she reached adulthood. Then, is a nice current picture of Charlize. I think that you see why I need her to help me to think better. It will be double the thinking power.

Charlize

When I get more time I will explain more. Meanwhile, here is a video at which I guarantee that you will laugh.

This girl below has prettier legs than the real Marilyn Monroe.

Watch “My Movie” on YouTube

Happy Mardi Gras! Here is a clip that I made at Delery Studio. I hope that you enjoy! The movie (below the clip) is having troubles right now, and will not open. Sorry! I am working on it. Meanwhile, enjoy the clip that I posted for now.

 

This is the movie (below) that I posted. However, I am having trouble getting the link to work. So, I posted the above video so that in the meantime you can watch that until I get the link to the movie to work.

Also, I am very interested in writing about the climate in this country that Donald Trump has brought upon us. I do not know if any president has ever taken America so close to the brink. Anyway… 

After you finish watching the clip, I also wanted you to hear O.J. Simpson’s latest video on Twitter.

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This lady is fine, and I have become  a big fan of hers. She might be on a series on TV presently, but I do not know the name of the show. I am waiting to see if she comes out in any movies in the near future. Her star is rising.

This is another foxy lady whom I admire. I have not seen her much on the Internet lately, but I will search to see if she retired or what. I used to see her regularly enough on the Internet. If I can find out some information on her, I will come back in and let you know.